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This Means War Quotes

  • Ivan: See you in the office?
    Tuck: No, I'll see you in a few mate.
    Ivan: Come here.
    Tuck: Come here.
    Ivan: I love you.
    Tuck: I love you too.
    Ivan: Family always and forever.
    Tuck: Yeah, sorry.
    Ivan: Take care.
    Tuck: Take care.


  • Lauren: FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like little T-Rex hands.
    Trish: Eeww gross that means he's got a mike and ike for a penis.
    FDR Foster: [to Tuck] you know that's not true.
    Tuck: [Laughs]


  • Lauren: You have the emotional intelligence of a fifteen years old boy!


  • Tuck: Sometimes, falling is the best part.


  • Lauren: What do you do when you don't know what to do?


  • Trish: I know he's fat and ridiculous. But his my fat. And my ridiculous. And I like the way that I am with him.


  • Ivan: You slept with my wife!


  • Tuck: Sometimes he used mud and sticks...and if he didnt have a stick he would use his...
    Tuck: Sometimes he used mud and sticks...and if he didn't have a stick he would use his...


  • FDR Foster: I don't believe in mistakes.


  • FDR Foster: I don't think it heated up fast enough. Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead.
    Lauren: Actually sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark. Some people think grills just burst into flames at the slightest touch. It doesn't work like that.


  • FDR Foster: FDR: Falling is the best part.
    FDR Foster: Falling is the best part.


  • Trish: Don't choose the better man, choose the man who makes you a better woman.


  • FDR Foster: Mistakes make us who we are
    FDR Foster: Mistakes make us who we are.


  • Tuck: Family, always and forever.


  • FDR Foster: Why is she listening to that old man?
    Tuck: I have no idea!


  • FDR Foster: (snore)
    FDR Foster: [snore]
    Lauren: Really?!


  • Trish: That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.


  • FDR Foster: There are no such things as mistakes!


  • Nana Foster: There are no mistakes
    Nana Foster: There are no mistakes.


  • Trish: "Don't go with the better guy, go with the guy who makes you better".
    Trish: Don't go with the better guy, go with the guy who makes you better.


  • Smart Consumer Guard "Hudson": "Take this bus to Cuba!"
    Smart Consumer Guard "Hudson": Take this bus to Cuba!


  • Tuck: â??Sometimes, falling is the best.â??
    Tuck: Sometimes, falling is the best.


  • Lauren: I think I'm going to Hell.
    Trish: No you're not, but if you are, I'll be there to pick you up.


  • Kelly: Dont go with the better guy, go with the guy that makes you better <3
    Kelly: Dont go with the better guy, go with the guy that makes you better.


  • Trish: Get out there! You get flexible!


  • Lauren: I think I'm going to Hell.


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