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  • Loki: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.


  • Odin: Yes, I was a fool...to think that you were ready. Thor, Odinson, you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity you have opened these realms to the horror and desolation of war. You are unworthy of these realms, you are unworthy of these titles, you are unworthy...of the loved ones you have betrayed. I take from you your power, by my father, and his father before. I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
    Odin: Yes, I was a fool... to think that you were ready. Thor, Odinson, you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity you have opened these realms to the horror and desolation of war. You are unworthy of these realms, you are unworthy of these titles, you are unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed. I take from you your power, by my father, and his father before. I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!


  • Laufey: You know not what your actions would unleash. I do. Go now, while I still allow it.


  • Heimdall: You would defy Loki, our king, break every oath you have sworn as Asgardian warriors and commit treason by bringing Thor back?
    Sif: ......Yes.
    Sif: Yes.
    Heimdall: Good!
    Volstagg: Then you'll help us?
    Heimdall: (walks away) I am bound by my oath. I cannot open the Bifrost to you.
    Heimdall: [walks away] I am bound by my oath. I cannot open the Bifrost to you.
    Fandral: Complicated fellow, isn't he?


  • Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!


  • Thor: I must go back to Asgard, but I give you my word. I will return for you.
    Thor: (kisses Jane's hand) Deal?
    Thor: [kisses Jane's hand] Deal?
    Jane Foster: (kisses Thor) Deal.
    Jane Foster: [kisses Thor] Deal.


  • Thor: [walks into pet shop] I need a horse!
    Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds...
    Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride
    Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.


  • Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
    Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!


  • Thor: Why have you done this?
    Loki: To prove to father that I am a worthy son. When he awakes, I will have saved his life, and destroyed that race of monsters.
    Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
    Loki: Why not? (laughs) And what is this newfound love for the frost giants? You could've killed them all with your bare hands.
    Loki: Why not? [laughs] And what is this newfound love for the frost giants? You could've killed them all with your bare hands.
    Thor: I've changed.
    Loki: So have I.


  • Heimdall: Be warned, I shall uphold my sacred oath to protect this realm as its gatekeeper. If your return threatens the safety of Asgard, my gate will remain shut and you will be left to perish on the cold waste of Jotunheim.
    Volstagg: Couldn't you just keep the bridge open for us?
    Heimdall: Keeping the bridge open would unleash the full power of the Bifrost and destroy Jotunheim, with you on it.
    Thor: I have no plans to die today.
    Heimdall: None do.


  • Loki: I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal!
    Thor: I will not fight you, brother!
    Loki: I'm not your brother. I never was.
    Thor: Loki, this is madness!
    Loki: Is it madness? Is it? Is it?! And what was it on earth that turned you so soft? Don't tell me it was that woman! Oh, it was. Well, maybe when we're finished here, I'll pay her a visit myself!


  • Thor: Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.


  • Thor: I have no plans to die today.
    Heimdall: None do.


  • Jane Foster: I hope you're not crazy.


  • Hogun: Laufey said, there were traitors in the house of Odin...
    Fandral: Loki has always been one for mischief, but what you're talking about is something else entirely.


  • Odin: Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy shall posses the power of thor.


  • Thor: You are no match for the mighty Thor!!
    Thor: You are no match for the mighty Thor!


  • Thor: You dare to threaten me, Thor, with so puny a weapon?
    Darcy: [tazes him] What? He was freaking me out!


  • Thor: And you're an old man and a fool.


  • Thor: These people are innocent. You cannot sacrifice an entire race!
    Loki: Then die with them.


  • Admission Nurse: ...and your relationship to the patient
    Admission Nurse: Your relationship to the patient?
    Jane Foster: I only met him today...
    Jane Foster: I only met him today.
    Darcy: ...after she him him with her car.
    Jane Foster: I only grazed him, she tazed him!
    Darcy: Yes I did.


  • Thor: I have no plans to die today
    Thor: I have no plans to die today.


  • Dr. Erik Selvig: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right question.
    Dr. Erik Selvig: Was that a bad thing, finding out that you don't have all the answers? You start asking the right questions.


  • Odin: You truly are a vain, cruel boy.
    Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy.
    Thor: And you are an old man, and a fool!


  • Thor: "Oh no, this is Earth, isn't it?"
    Thor: Oh no, this is Earth, isn't it?


  • Thor: We drink and makes his ancestors proud
    Thor: We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud.


  • Thor: I need a horse!
    Pet Store Clerk: We only have dogs, cats, and gerbils
    Pet Store Clerk: We only have dogs, cats...
    Thor: Ah...Give me one large enough to ride


  • Agent Coulson: then how did he make all of my top security look like middle age mall cops.
    Agent Coulson: You made my men, some of the most highly trained professionals in the world, look like a bunch of minimum wage mall cops.
    Dr. Erik Selvig: STEROIDS!


  • Thor: I need a horse.


  • Frost Giant Sentry: "Run Back Home Little Princes"
    Frost Giant Sentry: Run back home, little princess.
    Loki: Damn
    Loki: Damn.


  • Heimdall: Never before has an intruder slipped past me. I want to know how.
    Thor: We can only tell you when we return.


  • Fandral: Our dear friend is banished to Earth! Loki sits on the throne of Asgard as our King! And all you have done is eat two boars, six pheasants a side of beef and drink two barrels of ale! Shame on you!


  • Odin: He has disobeyed his king... his fate is in his own hands now.
    Odin: He has disobeyed his king. His fate is in his own hands now.


  • Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!


  • Loki: I could have done it, father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!


  • Loki: Look at you. The mighty Thor! With all your strength! And what good does it do you now? Do you hear me, brother? There's nothing you can do!


  • Thor: Can I come home?
    Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
    Thor: Yes, but... couldn't we find a way to...
    Thor: Yes, but couldn't we find a way to...
    Loki: Your mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
    Thor: No. I... I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
    Thor: No. I. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
    Loki: Farewell.


  • Darcy: Meowmeow? What's Meowmeow?


  • Laufey: Run back home, little princess.
    Loki: Damn.


  • Laufey: Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have you come here? To make peace? You long for battle. You crave it! You're nothing but a boy trying to prove himself a man.


  • Jane Foster: [after hitting Thor with a car] I'm so sorry! I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.


  • Agent Garrett: [about Thor's Asgard buddies] We've got Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.


  • Jane Foster: Wait for it.


  • Laufey: Why not kill him yourself?
    Loki: [snorts] I suspect the Asgardian's won't take kindly to a king who murdered his predecessor. After Odin is dead I'll return the Casket to you, and you can return Jotunheim to all its [looks around and smirks]
    Loki: ... glory.
    Loki: Glory.
    Laufey: I accept.


  • Laufey: So you're the one that showed us the way into Asgard.
    Loki: It was just a bit of fun really. To ruin my brothers big day, and to protect the realm from his idiotic rule a little longer.
    Laufey: I will hear you.
    Loki: I will conceal you and a handful of your soldiers, lead you into Odin's chamber and you can slay him where he lies.


  • Loki: There's nothing you can do without defying father.
    Loki: No. No, no, no, no I know that look.
    Thor: It's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders!
    Loki: Thor, it's madness.


  • Thor: It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother.
    Thor: Today was to be my day of triumph!
    Loki: It'll come, in time. If it's any consolation, I think you're right. About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything. If they were able to slip past Asgards defenses once, whose to say they won't try again. Next time with an army.
    Thor: Exactly!


  • Thor: how dare you attack the son of odin!!
    Thor: How dare you attack the son of Odin!


  • Darcy: Smile this is going on Face Book.
    Darcy: This is going on Facebook, smile!


  • Jane Foster: years of research. Gone
    Jane Foster: Years of research. Gone
    Darcy: they even took my ipod
    Darcy: They even took my ipod
    Dr. Erik Selvig: What about the backups?
    Jane Foster: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
    Darcy: Just downloaded like thirty songs onto there.


  • Darcy: Can I give him CPR? I totally know CPR.
    Darcy: I totally know CPR.


  • Thor: Heimdall!, Heimdall I know you can hear me open the bifrost.
    Thor: Heimdall? I know you can hear me! Open the Bifrost!


  • Thor: This drink!.....I like it!.......I'll have more! *throws mug on the floor*
    Thor: This drink, I like it. Another! (throws down mug smashing it on the floor)


  • Thor: I need a horse!


  • Thor: And who was it that told people women could fight as well as men?
    Thor: Who was it that proved that a mere maiden could be one of the mightiest warriors of Asgard?
    Sif: I did.
    Thor: Yes but I supported you!
    Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.


  • Thor: I have no plans to die today.


  • Odin: on the name of my father, on the name of his father before... i odin ur father... cast u out
    Odin: In the name of my father, and his father before him, I cast you out!


  • Agent Cale: Is that one of Stark's?
    Agent Coulson: I don't know. That guy never tells me anything.


  • Thor: I have no plans to die today.


  • Jane Foster: Well no more smashing. Deal?
    Jane Foster: Well, no more smashing. Deal?
    Thor: You have my word.


  • Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy
    Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!


  • Thor: How dare you threaten the son of Odin with such a puny weapon!


  • Thor: I NEED A HORSE!
    Thor: I need a horse!


  • Odin: Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.


  • Laufey: Run home little princess.
    Loki: Damn...


  • Fandral: Our dear friend is banished to Earth! Loki sits on the throne of Asgard as our King! And all you have done is eat two boars, six pheasants a side of beef and drink two barrels of ale! Shame on you!


  • Loki: I never wanted the throne, all I ever wanted was to be your equal!


  • Laufey: You don't know what your actions would unleash.


  • Thor: This mortal form grows weak. I require sustenance!


  • Thor: We drank, we fought. He made his ancestors proud.
    Thor: We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud.


  • Thor: I need a horse!
    Pet Store Clerk: We only have dogs and birds.
    Pet Store Clerk: We only have dogs, cats, and birds.
    Thor: Well give me one big enough to ride.


  • Agent Garrett: Hey, we've got Xena, Jackie Chan and Robin Hood here... oh, and some Lord Of The Rings looking dude headed your way....


  • Thor: You're big. I've fought bigger.


  • Laufey: You don't know what your actions would unleash.


  • Thor: This drink, I like it. Another! (smashes the cup down)


  • Thor: This mortal body grows weak ... I need sustenance!!!
    Thor: This mortal body grows weak... I need sustenance!


  • Thor: I need a horse!


  • Thor: "I need a horse!"
    Thor: You are no match for the mighty. [drops unconscious]
    Thor: "This will suffice."
    Thor: "You are no match for the mighty..." (Thor drops unconscious)


  • Thor: You're Big.. Fought Bigger
    Thor: You're big.


  • Laufey: Run back home little princess.
    Loki: Damn.


  • Volstagg: Do NOT mistake my appetite for apathy!
    Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!


  • Thor: Your ancestors called it magic, but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one of the same.


  • Jane Foster: Who are you?
    Thor: You’ll know soon enough!
    Thor: Youa'll know soon enough!


  • Darcy: "You're going on Facebook!"
    Darcy: This is going on Facebook!


  • Jane Foster: Who are you really?
    Thor: You'll see soon enough.
    Jane Foster: God, I hope you're not crazy.


  • Thor: This is great! Bring the another one!
    Thor: This drink, [holding coffee mug] I like it. Another!


  • Thor: You are an old man and a FOOL!
    Thor: You are an old man, and a fool!


  • Thor: Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
    Loki: What does it taste like?
    Thor: O-0


  • Thor: Look at my horse!


  • Odin: 'I now take from you,your power,and I CURSE YOU!"
    Odin: I now take from you your power, and I curse you!


  • Thor: Walks up to a pet shop, "I need a horse!"
    Thor: [Walks up to a pet shop] I need a horse!


  • Thor: I want a horse!


  • Darcy: Also, how could you eat an entire box of pop-tarts and still be this hungry?
    Thor: This drink, I like it. Another!


  • Thor: This drink i like it...ANOTHER!!!
    Thor: This drink, I like it... ANOTHER!!!


  • Thor: Thank you, Jane.


  • Thor: HAMMER!


  • Thor: I will end this.


  • Thor: I have no plans to die today
    Thor: I have no plans to die today.


  • Thor: "You can't kill an entire race!!"
    Thor: You can't kill an entire race!!
    Loki: "Then die with them"
    Loki: Then die with them.


  • Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do...


  • Thor: Oh, no... this is Earth, isn't it?


  • Thor: "This is Madness"
    Thor: This is madness.


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