Three Wise Guys (2005)

Three Wise Guys (2005)





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If Damon Runyon, the author of the story on which The Three Wise Guys was based, were to summarize it, it might sound something like this: One December day around Christmastime I am in the city of Las Vegas talking to Harry the Horse about this and that, when I hear this yarn about a citizen by the name of Murray Crown (Tom Arnold), who runs a clip joint which he prefers to call a casino. It seems that this Murray Crown not only has the John Laws breathing down his neck, but it is also a fact that he is married to this doll called Shirley (Katey Sagal), who is known far and wide as the green-eyed type. In addition, it seems that there is another doll by the name of Mary Ann Davidson (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), who has gotten herself in the family way courtesy of Murray, and who has taken a powder into the desert holding a computer disk containing the low-down on Murray's operation. These being the conditions that prevail, sweet Mary could very well send Murray up the river for a more than somewhat long semester. So Murray hires these three torpedoes called Joey (Eddie McClintock), George (Judd Nelson), and Vincent (Nick Turturro) to chase after Mary and button the doll's lip on a permanent basis....By the time this made-for-TV opus has galloped into the home stretch, it is a probable twelve to seven that Mary will have wrapped the three torpedoes around her little finger, and that a Merry Christmas will be had by all. Mooched from a story by Runyon from which an earlier theatrical feature had been sired way back in 1936, Three Wise Guys first showed up on the USA network menu on the evening of December 8, 2005.
Comedy , Television
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Vesuvius Productions

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Tom Arnold
as Murray
Judd Nelson
as George
Katey Sagal
as Shirley
Josh Berry
as Jake Marley
Roddy Piper
as Pastor Roberts
Frank Bond
as Dr. Ames
Katherine Willis
as Ruth Roberts
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74% Three wise guys and baby Jesus? Overly sappy at times but what the hay, the movie has a heart of gold...or at least silver.

FilmGrinder Stone
FilmGrinder Stone

It was just what I thought it would be...Stupid. Guess I wasn't wise when I picked this one...LOL. Anyway, if you're bored and have nothing better to do, watch this one, but don't say I didn't warn you

Ken T
Ken T
½ was pretty dumb. I wouldn't watch it again.

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