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  • Momma: Bingo bastards


  • Owen Lift: Momma, your alive! [turns to cops] Old people.... you have to reassure them.
    Owen Lift: Momma, you're alive! Old people...you have to reassure them.


  • Momma: You clumsy poop!


  • Owen Lift: This is great! It's like the Flintstones car wash!


  • Owen Lift: I don't want them to take you away!
    Momma: Yes, you do!
    Owen Lift: Owen loves his momma!
    Momma: "Owen loves his momma!" [Sing-song] Owen loves his momma! Owen loves his momma! Owen loves his.....
    Momma: 'Owen loves his momma!' [sing-song] Owen loves his momma! Owen loves his momma! Owen loves his...


  • Momma: You sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon!
    Owen Lift: You won't ever hear it again, Momma. I promise.


  • Momma: Stop it, dammit! I got a waxball in my ear. get it out.
    Momma: Stop it, dammit! I got a waxball in my ear. Get it out.


  • Owen Lift: Momma!


  • Momma: OWEN! OWEN! OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!!
    Owen Lift: WHAT?
    Momma: Get me a soda with some ice in it! Owen, hurry up!
    Owen Lift: Momma...
    Momma: Chop-chop, Owen! Come on!
    Owen Lift: Alright!


  • Momma: Your friend had an accident! He's dead! You go bowling and leave a corpse to take care of me!
    Owen Lift: He's dead?!
    Momma: See for yourself!
    Owen Lift: Larry! My friend! My friend, Larry!
    Momma: "My friend, my friend!" You little crybaby! Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
    Momma: 'My friend, my friend!' You little crybaby! Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.


  • Momma: He's tryin' to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts! He brought me the unsalted nuts! The unsalted nuts make me choke!


  • Momma: Pain in the ass!


  • Momma: I can hang up my own goddamn shirt!


  • Larry Donner: Let me hang it up for you!
    Momma: I can hang up my own goddman shirt!
    Larry Donner: I know that, but I would like to hang it up for you!
    Momma: Get out of my way, you black bastard!
    Larry Donner: [Confused] What?
    Larry Donner: [confused] What?


  • Momma: Who the hell are you?!
    Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
    Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
    Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
    Momma: No he's not! He's fat and stupid! Get out of my house! [She hits him with her cane]
    Momma: No he's not! He's fat and stupid! Get out of my house! [she hits him with her cane]


  • Momma: [Repeated line] AAAAAAAHHHH!
    Momma: [repeated line] AAAAAAAHHHH!


  • Larry Donner: Are you okay, Mrs. Lift?
    Momma: Beat it, chump!


  • Momma: Oh you saved me, Owen!
    Larry Donner: Mrs. Lift, are you okay?
    Momma: Beat it, chump! [She kicks him off the train]
    Momma: Beat it, chump! [she kicks him off the train]
    Owen Lift: Bye, Larry!


  • Owen Lift: Larry! You're alive!
    Larry Donner: You killed her.
    Momma: HOLY SHIT! [Owen and Larry get startled] What a dream I was havin'! Louis Armstrong was tryin' to kill me!
    Larry Donner: Mrs. Lift?
    Momma: Get away from me, you horse's ass! [She hits him in the crotch with her cane; Larry groans and collapses]
    Momma: Get away from me, you horse's ass! [she hits him in the crotch with her cane; Larry groans and collapses]
    Larry Donner: [To Owen] She's not a woman... she's the Terminator.
    Larry Donner: [to Owen] She's not a woman... she's the Terminator.


  • Larry Donner: She's not a woman! She's the Terminator!


  • Momma: You clumsy poop! What'd you do that for?!
    Momma: Come on, move it, lardass! Pick up every piece!


  • Momma: Hurry up with that soda!
    Owen Lift: Coming, Momma.
    Momma: "Coming, Momma!" I'm choking to death, you moron! You're too damn slow!
    Momma: 'Coming, Momma!' I'm choking to death, you moron! You're too damn slow!
    Owen Lift: I'm sorry, Momma.
    Momma: "I'm sorry, Momma!" Why didn't you get me the salted nuts?
    Momma: 'I'm sorry, Momma!' Why didn't you get me the salted nuts?
    Owen Lift: The salted ones are no good for ya.
    Momma: The unsalted ones make me choke!


  • Momma: Owen loves his momma!


  • Momma: Who are ya talkin' to?! Who's in there with you?!
    Momma: Who are ya talkin' to?! Who's in there with you?
    Owen Lift: Nobody, Momma!
    Momma: [Sees Larry] Who's this?
    Momma: [sees Larry] Who's this?
    Owen Lift: This is Cousin Patty! He's gonna be stayin' with us for a while. Isn't that nice?
    Momma: You don't have a Cousin Patty!
    Owen Lift: You lied to me!


  • Momma: Holy, shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!
    Momma: Holy shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!


  • Larry Donner: Hate makes you impotent, love makes you crazy, somewhere in the middle you can survive.
    Larry Donner: Hate makes you impotent, love makes you crazy. Somewhere in the middle you can survive.


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