Young Nigel Slater: No matter how bad things get, it's impossible not to love someone who made you toast. Once you've bitten through that crusty surface, to the softer underneath and tasted the warm salty butter, you're lost forever.
Dad: Thanks for the cake Nigel. Lovely gesture.Mrs. Potter: It's really not that bad for the first attempt.
Young Nigel Slater: Oh milk. I think I'm gonna throw up.Primary School Teacher: Drink it now! It's good for you!