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  • Tommy Callahan III: Brothers gotta hug.
    ‐ Submitted by Trevin C (2 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: No! Please! Ah god...son of a...
    ‐ Submitted by Trevin C (2 years ago)

  • Richard: Late again Tommy?
    Tommy Callahan III: Shut up, Richard!
    ‐ Submitted by Trevin C (2 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: How do you know the guaranteed fairy isn't some crazy glue sniffer. He sneaks into your house once and that's all it takes. Next thing you know, there is money missing off your dresser and your daughter is knocked up! I've seen it a hundred times.
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan W (3 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: If you want me to take a dump in a box, and mark it guaranteed I will. I've got spare time.
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan W (3 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: [when the ran over deer comes to] IT'S ALIVE!
    ‐ Submitted by David E (3 years ago)

  • Richard: [after Paul gets his nuts squashed] That will ruin his weekend.
    ‐ Submitted by David E (3 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal? Alfalfa... or is it Spanky? ...Sinner.
    ‐ Submitted by David E (3 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: HOLY SCHNIKE!
    ‐ Submitted by David E (3 years ago)

  • Big Tom: I once visited a prostitute during the war, and my life has been a living hell ever since!
    ‐ Submitted by Scott B (3 years ago)

  • Big Tom: Eight whisky sours and I still sell the son of a bitch. Damn I'm good.
    ‐ Submitted by Derek N (3 years ago)

  • Zalinsky: What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public, alright?
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew O (3 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: That's gonna leave a mark!
    ‐ Submitted by Rob M (3 years ago)

  • Paul: Did you ever eat paint chips when you were a kid?
    Tommy Callahan III: Hehehehehehehehe..... Why?
    ‐ Submitted by Josh B (3 years ago)

  • Big Tom: Tell you what, I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron F (3 years ago)

  • Richard: Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.
    ‐ Submitted by Giovanni M (3 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: Hey, does this suit make me look fat?
    Richard: No, no, your face does.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Large Woman: Gosh, you're sick.
    ‐ Submitted by Brent L (4 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
    ‐ Submitted by Luke W (4 years ago)

  • Zalinsky: Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?
    Tommy Callahan III: Sir, it's an taxicab air freshener.
    Zalinsky: Good, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.
    ‐ Submitted by Shawn H (4 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.
    ‐ Submitted by Patrick B (4 years ago)

  • Tommy Callahan III: Tommy want wingy.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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