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- Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits tips?‐ Submitted by Justice J (3 years ago)
- Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man.‐ Submitted by BelÚn D (3 years ago)
- Jeff: Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but it is just for the money. Isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits.Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I'm not even gonna answer that.
- Les: The only reason you're still living is because I never kissed you.
- Jeff: This is one nutty hospital.
- John Van Horn: Does Jeff know?
- Sandy: I'm responsible for my own orgasms.
- Sandy: A guy named Les is sending you candy?
- Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I'm a potentially great actress.
- April: We're all so grateful to you.Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: For?April: For your help and advice.Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: Well, I really think of you, ahem, you all as my daughters and what kind of mother would I be, if I didn't give my girls tits. Tips. It's tips.
- Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: Sandy, I want you.
- Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: Oh my goodness!April: What's wrong?Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I have to kiss Dr Brewster.April: Oh yeah. He kisses all the women on the show. We call him 'the Tongue'.
- George Fields: Michael, will you wait outside, please? I am talking to the coast.Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: This is a coast too, George. New York is a coast too.
- Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I am a little nervous.Julie: Just think of them something friendly.Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: What?Julie: Like a firing squad.
- George Fields: You're insane Michael.Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: No I'm not. I'm employed‐ Submitted by Vincent M (4 years ago)