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  • Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits... tips?
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits, tips?
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits tips?


  • Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man.


  • Jeff: Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but it is just for the money. Isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits.
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I'm not even gonna answer that.


  • Les: The only reason you're still living is because I never kissed you.


  • Jeff: This is one nutty hospital.


  • John Van Horn: Does Jeff know?


  • Sandy: I'm responsible for my own orgasms.


  • Sandy: A guy named Les is sending you candy?


  • Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I'm a potentially great actress.


  • April: We're all so grateful to you.
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: For?
    April: For your help and advice.
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: Well, I really think of you, ahem, you all as my daughters and what kind of mother would I be, if I didn't give my girls tits. Tips. It's tips.


  • Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: Sandy, I want you.


  • Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: Oh my goodness!!
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: Oh my goodness!
    April: What's wrong?
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I have to kiss Dr Brewster.
    April: Oh yeah. He kisses all the women on the show. We call him 'the Tongue'.


  • George Fields: Michael, will you wait outside, please? I am talking to the coast.
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: This is a coast too, George. New York is a coast too.


  • Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I am a little nervous.
    Julie: Just think of them something friendly.
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: What?
    Julie: Like a firing squad.


  • George Fields: You're insane Michael.
    Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: No I'm not. I'm employed


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