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It's gentle, well-meaning, a bit watery. Jul 12, 2012 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
It's gentle, well-meaning, a bit watery.
Peter Bradshaw
It's sharper than your average Britcom, and perfectly charming, so you'll forgive a bit of amateurism and wooden acting. Jul 10, 2012 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
It's sharper than your average Britcom, and perfectly charming, so you'll forgive a bit of amateurism and wooden acting.
Cath Clarke
Tortoise in Love is a pungent red herring, a fatally unfunny comedy that's neither warm nor enchanting. Jan 29, 2019 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Tortoise in Love is a pungent red herring, a fatally unfunny comedy that's neither warm nor enchanting.
Daniel Green
I think I could forgive the woeful script and the woeful characters and woeful performances if it weren't for all the horribly tedious sexism. Aug 31, 2018 | Full Review…
I think I could forgive the woeful script and the woeful characters and woeful performances if it weren't for all the horribly tedious sexism.
Deborah Ross
There's an easy charm about Guy Browning's debut film Tortoise in Love that is not only set in Kingston Bagpuize, Oxfordshire, but whose community members became involved in its making Aug 11, 2012 | Full Review…
There's an easy charm about Guy Browning's debut film Tortoise in Love that is not only set in Kingston Bagpuize, Oxfordshire, but whose community members became involved in its making
Louise Keller
A decidedly old fashioned film that has a big heart in many of the right places despite its modest means. Jul 19, 2012 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
A decidedly old fashioned film that has a big heart in many of the right places despite its modest means.
Graham Young
Rather less fun than a saucy Women's Institute calendar. Jul 14, 2012 | Full Review…
Rather less fun than a saucy Women's Institute calendar.
Philip French
Laugh-out-loud humour and a replacement for Hugh Grant replacement. Bish bosh. Jul 12, 2012 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
Laugh-out-loud humour and a replacement for Hugh Grant replacement. Bish bosh.
Anna Pintus
This gently off-beat romance may boast more corn than a packed silo in summer but it's got a tender heart and charm to spare. Jul 12, 2012 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
This gently off-beat romance may boast more corn than a packed silo in summer but it's got a tender heart and charm to spare.
David Parkinson
The traditional problem of am-dram persists: unless it's your son/daughter/dad/nan doing their thing, you're never as forgiving as the enthusiastic cast would wish. Jul 3, 2012 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
The traditional problem of am-dram persists: unless it's your son/daughter/dad/nan doing their thing, you're never as forgiving as the enthusiastic cast would wish.
Andrew Lowry
Does its best to follow rom-com convention, but without a spark between the leads, a captivating narrative or decent dollop of humour, fails to do the minimum required... Jun 21, 2012 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
Does its best to follow rom-com convention, but without a spark between the leads, a captivating narrative or decent dollop of humour, fails to do the minimum required...
Steve Newall
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