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  • Douglas Quaid: Why you trying to kill me? Talk! Or we can skip straight til' death do us part!
    Lori Quaid: I'm not your wife
    Douglas Quaid: That's bullshit we've been married seven years!
    Lori Quaid: I'm UFB Police Intel, assigned to play your wife, six weeks ago I didn't even know you.
    Douglas Quaid: Our marriage?
    Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife. Come on, deep down did you really believe someone like me, would marry someone like you, and live, in this shithole!?


  • Lori Quaid: Are you fucking kidding me?


  • Lori Quaid: Get some sleep.
    Douglas Quaid: Sleep scares me.
    Lori Quaid: Well, dream of me.


  • Melina: That's your wife!?
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: I think we're separated.
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: It's safe to say we're separated.


  • Melina: I've been looking for you everywhere.


  • Lori Quaid: By the way, you haven't even begun to to see me try to kill you.


  • Douglas Quaid: What the hell are you doing?
    Lori Quaid: My job!


  • Harry: They chemically transfused me into your mind.


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: consider it a divorce
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Consider that a divorce!


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: get your ass to mars
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Get your ass to Mars.


  • Kuato: you blew my cover
    Kuato: You blew my cover!


  • Douglas Quaid: If i am not who i think i am then, who am i?
    Douglas Quaid: If I am not me, then who the hell am I?


  • Lori Quaid: You didn't think i'd leave without a goodbye kiss did you?
    Lori Quaid: Did you think I'd let you leave without a kiss goodbye?


  • Lori Quaid: You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death. . .
    Lori Quaid: You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death...
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Oh shit (Waiting for the lift doors to open)
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Oh shit. [waiting for the lift doors to open]
    Lori Quaid: So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been. . .
    Lori Quaid: So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been...


  • Lori Quaid: What can I say I give good wife!
    Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife.


  • Matthias: That is not the only reason you are here.
    Douglas Quaid: I want to remember.
    Matthias: Why?
    Douglas Quaid: So I can be myself, be who I was.
    Matthias: It it each man's quest to find out who he truly is but the answer to that lies in the present, not in the past. As it is for all of us.
    Douglas Quaid: But the past tells us who we've become.
    Matthias: The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.


  • Lori Quaid: Sweet dreams.


  • Douglas Quaid: What the hell are you doing!?
    Lori Quaid: My job!


  • Vilos Cohaagen: DEAL WITH IT!


  • Douglas Quaid: Everyone seems to know me, but me..


  • Douglas Quaid: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?


  • Three-Breasted Woman: You're going to wish you had three hands.


  • Douglas Quaid: Considadadit a divorce.
    Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce!


  • Douglas Quaid: See you at the Pahhty Ricktah!
    Douglas Quaid: See you at the party, Richter!


  • Cohaagen: In thirty seconds you'll be dead! And I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes!
    Cohaagen: Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.


  • Melina: That was your wife? What a bitch!


  • Douglas Quaid: If I'm not me...then who the hell am I?


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