Total Recall Quotes

  • Lori Quaid: You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should be calling you Hauser, I guess the jokes on me. I really thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest intelligence agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, I guess he still has faith in you. Then again you always were the favourite, all we heard at the agency was how brilliant, Carl Hauser was. But I know what you are, you're a traitor Hauser, and traitors get put to death!
    Douglas Quaid: Shit
    Lori Quaid: So you might want to give your little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been!


  • Douglas Quaid: Why you trying to kill me? Talk! Or we can skip straight til' death do us part!
    Lori Quaid: I'm not your wife
    Douglas Quaid: That's bullshit we've been married seven years!
    Lori Quaid: I'm UFB Police Intel, assigned to play your wife, six weeks ago I didn't even know you.
    Douglas Quaid: Our marriage?
    Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife. Come on, deep down did you really believe someone like me, would marry someone like you, and live, in this shithole!?


  • Lori Quaid: Are you fucking kidding me?


  • Lori Quaid: Get some sleep.
    Douglas Quaid: Sleep scares me.
    Lori Quaid: Well, dream of me.


  • Melina: That's your wife!?
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: I think we're separated.
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: It's safe to say we're separated.


  • Melina: I've been looking for you everywhere.


  • Lori Quaid: By the way, you haven't even begun to to see me try to kill you.


  • Douglas Quaid: What the hell are you doing?
    Lori Quaid: My job!


  • Harry: They chemically transfused me into your mind.


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: consider it a divorce
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Consider that a divorce!


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: get your ass to mars
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Get your ass to Mars.


  • Kuato: you blew my cover
    Kuato: You blew my cover!


  • Douglas Quaid: If i am not who i think i am then, who am i?
    Douglas Quaid: If I am not me, then who the hell am I?


  • Lori Quaid: You didn't think i'd leave without a goodbye kiss did you?
    Lori Quaid: Did you think I'd let you leave without a kiss goodbye?


  • Lori Quaid: You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death. . .
    Lori Quaid: You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death...
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Oh shit (Waiting for the lift doors to open)
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Oh shit. [waiting for the lift doors to open]
    Lori Quaid: So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been. . .
    Lori Quaid: So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been...


  • Vilos Cohaagen: Time to put a rest to those good old memories!!!!!


  • Lori Quaid: What can I say I give good wife!


  • Lori Quaid: What can I say I give good wife!
    Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife.


  • Matthias: That is not the only reason you are here.
    Douglas Quaid: I want to remember.
    Matthias: Why?
    Douglas Quaid: So I can be myself, be who I was.
    Matthias: It it each man's quest to find out who he truly is but the answer to that lies in the present, not in the past. As it is for all of us.
    Douglas Quaid: But the past tells us who we've become.
    Matthias: The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.


  • Lori Quaid: Well what can you say/ I give good wife.


  • Lori Quaid: Sweet dreams.


  • Douglas Quaid: i was so much better as arnie,this remake is shit.lets make running man instead


  • Douglas Quaid: What the hell are you doing!?
    Lori Quaid: My job!


  • Vilos Cohaagen: DEAL WITH IT!


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: i may not remember who i was, but i know who i am


  • Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife...


  • Lori Quaid: As long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been


  • Douglas Quaid: Does anyone know the full quote Colin Farell's character say's about his job/life in the new Total Recall movie? It is epic but I can't find it anywhere! Movie geeks please assist!


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: YOU'RE GONNA NEED YOUR SEATBELT ON!


  • Kuato: This movie Stinks! A complete waste of time and money. You will be much better off watching the original again. Good Grief..!


  • Douglas Quaid: Everyone seems to know me, but me..


  • Douglas Quaid: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?


  • Three-Breasted Woman: You're going to wish you had three hands.


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: My Name is not Quaid!!!!


  • Douglas Quaid: I killed them.
    Lori Quaid: Listen, you didn't kill anyone.
    Douglas Quaid: Trust me, I killed everyone.


  • Melina: Your Married ???
    Melina: Your Married?
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: I'm safe to say were separated
    Douglas Quaid/Hauser: I'm safe to say were separated.


  • Melina: You're married?
    Douglas Quaid: I think it's safe to say that we're divorced


  • Douglas Quaid: Give these people air!


  • Red-Headed Lady: Two weeks


  • Kuato: get ur ass to mars


  • Newscaster: What?....no Samuel L. Jackson?


  • Douglas Quaid: Get your ass to Mars.


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Get your ass to MARS!


  • Douglas Quaid: Sitting in my theater seat, my memory bubble was broken, and thoughts of a greater plot and more interesting characters flooded my mind...had they been planted there by a US Governor- or perhaps even Alexander the Great....nah...couldn't be...


  • The Fall Announcer Voice: THIS MOVIE SUCKS!


  • McClane: Give the people aiiirrrrrr!


  • McClane: Give the people aiiirrrrrr!


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Get your ass to Mars.


  • Douglas Quaid: Considadadit a divorce.
    Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce!


  • Douglas Quaid: See you at the Pahhty Ricktah!
    Douglas Quaid: See you at the party, Richter!


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: Get your ass to Mars!


  • Cohaagen: In thirty seconds you'll be dead! And I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes!
    Cohaagen: Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.


  • Melina: That was your wife? What a bitch!


  • Douglas Quaid: If I'm not me...then who the hell am I?


  • Kuato: I GOT 5 KIDS TO FEED!
    Kuato: Hey, man, I got five kids to feed.


  • Douglas Quaid: If I'm not me...then who the hell am I?


  • Harry: You blabbed, Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!


  • Douglas Quaid/Hauser: After Tony says "You've got alot of nerve showing your face around here Hauser" -- Hauser replies "Look whose talking"


  • Douglas Quaid: Mars


  • Vilos Cohaagen: I'll blow this place and be back home in time for cornflakes.


  • Quatto: Open your mind


  • Douglas Quaid: Get your ass to Mars!


  • Douglas Quaid: See you at the party Richter!


  • Douglas Quaid: Cohaagen, Give people the aier


  • Douglas Quaid: "These people need air!" oh wait
    Douglas Quaid: These people need air!


  • Douglas Quaid: umm you follow up with ferrell after arnold? umm what about the Rock?!?!? how does colin break out of the chair? pretty stupid... this could have been great


  • Douglas Quaid: My name is a Borat!


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