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  • Elise Clifton-Ward: I'm Elise.
    Frank Tupelo: I'm Frank.
    Elise Clifton-Ward: That's a terrible name.
    Frank Tupelo: It's the only one I got….


  • Elise Clifton-Ward: 20 million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose.
    Frank Tupelo: You don't like it?
    Elise Clifton-Ward: It will do.


  • Elise Clifton-Ward: Invite me to dinner, Frank?
    Frank Tupelo: What? Would you like to have dinner?
    Elise Clifton-Ward: Women don't like questions.
    Frank Tupelo: Join me for dinner.
    Elise Clifton-Ward: Too demanding.
    Frank Tupelo: Join me for dinner?
    Elise Clifton-Ward: Another question.
    Frank Tupelo: I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me.


  • Elise Clifton-Ward: It's the um... the Roman god, Janus. My mother gave it to me when I was little. She wanted to teach me that people have two sides. A good side, a bad side, a past, a future. And that we must embrace both in someone we love. And I tried...


  • Frank Tupelo: I'm sorry
    Elise Clifton-Ward: What for?
    Frank Tupelo: Aha
    Frank Tupelo: Aha.
    Frank Tupelo: Oh do you mind me smoking, it's not a real cigarette, look! It delivers the same amount of nicotine, but the smoke is water vapour
    Frank Tupelo: Oh do you mind me smoking, it's not a real cigarette, look! It delivers the same amount of nicotine, but the smoke is water vapor.
    Elise Clifton-Ward: That's somewhat disapointing
    Elise Clifton-Ward: That's somewhat disappointing.
    Frank Tupelo: Would you rather have me smoking?
    Elise Clifton-Ward: I'd rather you be a man who does exactly as he pleased
    Elise Clifton-Ward: I'd rather you be a man who does exactly as he pleased.


  • Inspector John Acheson: Well, He won't be dueling tonight"
    Inspector John Acheson: Well, he won't be dueling tonight.


  • Reginald Shaw: You'll find life is not quite so giving to an ugly woman
    Reginald Shaw: You'll find life is not quite so giving to an ugly woman.


  • Elise Clifton-Ward: twenty million dollars worth of plastic surgery, n that the face u choose
    Elise Clifton-Ward: 20 million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose.
    Frank Tupelo: u dont like it
    Frank Tupelo: You don't like it?
    Elise Clifton-Ward: it'll do
    Elise Clifton-Ward: It will do.


  • Frank Tupelo: You're ravenous..
    Frank Tupelo: You're ravenous.
    Elise Clifton-Ward: You mean "ravishing"
    Elise Clifton-Ward: You mean 'ravishing'.
    Frank Tupelo: Yes
    Frank Tupelo: Yes.
    Frank Tupelo: I do.
    Elise Clifton-Ward: You are ravenous
    Elise Clifton-Ward: You are ravenous.
    Frank Tupelo: I am.


  • Frank Tupelo: "Frank"
    Frank Tupelo: Frank.
    Elise Clifton-Ward: "That's a terrible name"
    Elise Clifton-Ward: That's a terrible name.
    Frank Tupelo: "It's the only one I got"
    Frank Tupelo: It's the only one I got.


  • Elise Clifton-Ward: I prefer a man who does as he pleases.


  • Elise Clifton-Ward: It's gone too far.


  • Inspector John Acheson: This is exactly why she chose him. To distract us.


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