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Tower Heist Quotes

  • Slide: Look at my face.
    Josh Kovacs: Look at my face.
    Slide: You see how serious I am?
    Josh Kovacs: I'm pretty serious too.
    Slide: Are you ready to die bi*ch?
    Josh Kovacs: That's my suit.
    Slide: Yeah it's your suit I got on your socks and drawers too.


  • Josh Kovacs: Checkmate.


  • Charlie: It's the FBI lady, and two cops.
    Enrique Dev'Reaux: Shit, we haven't done anything yet!


  • Slide: What you trying to steal?
    Josh Kovacs: Twenty Million Dollars.
    Slide: Let's go grab a bite to eat.


  • Josh Kovacs: You think Steve McQueen is the coolest cat that ever lived? Well guess what, today Steve McQueen is my little bitch!


  • Josh Kovacs: Slide, we gotta use the truck. Where are the keys?
    Slide: Under the sun visor.
    Mr. Fitzhugh: You leave the keys? In New York?
    Slide: It's a stolen car!
    Mr. Fitzhugh: You brought a stolen car? To a robbery?


  • Mr. Fitzhugh: "Were plotters. We plotted. That's a crime right?"
    Mr. Fitzhugh: Were plotters. We plotted. That's a crime right?


  • Slide: i'll shoot your FACE clean off your face
    Slide: i'll shoot your FACE clean off your face.


  • Mr. Fitzhugh: If you need me, I'll be living in this box.


  • Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
    Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
    Slide: If you get shot in your HEAD, it's over. If you get shot in your FACE, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?
    Charlie: Die! We're all gonna die!


  • Slide: If you get shot in the head, you die. If you get shot in THE FACE it goes in one cheek and out the other.
    Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side!


  • Slide: never leave your wallet with a thief
    Slide: Never leave your wallet with a thief.


  • Slide: Here's your bobby pin... here's your bobby pin... here's your bobby pin... and here's YOUR punk-ass bobby pin.
    Slide: Today I teach you how to pick a lock with a bobby pin! Here's your bobby pin, here's your bobby pin, and here's your punk-ass bobby pin!


  • Slide: (talking to some guys) I'm gonna go inside with Rita?.
    Slide: [talking to some guys] I'm gonna go inside with Rita?


  • Josh Kovacs: [to Slide] I'm not talking to you for the rest of the robbery!


  • Charlie: You're going to go to jail!
    Josh Kovacs: Yes!
    Charlie: You're gonna die!
    Charlie: Probably both!
    Josh Kovacs: Yes! Join me!


  • Josh Kovacs: The maid's gone rogue.
    Josh Kovacs: The maid's gone rogue!


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