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Strange things are afoot in the small Ohio town of Schlarb, and for adventurous viewers willing to take a wild ride into a town populated by misfits and miscreants, they'll find that this is once case where the lunatics truly have taken over the asylum. Lonely dumpster driver Dickie (Toby Radloff) just can't seem to find a fitting female companion. When he stumbles across the lifeless corpse of a once-beautiful woman, though, it seems as if his extended dateless streak may finally have come to an end. Meanwhile, in another part of town, a young girl who has lost her look-a-like baby doll attempts to compensate by kidnapping her neighbor's young son, and a mysterious young girl named Caduceus determines to show the high-school hussy just what it really means to repent for her laundry list of sins.


P. Craig Russell
as The Clapper
Jeremy Maes
as The Licker
Jay Geldhof
as William
Michelle Sibits
as Crazy Connie
Lauren Monaco
as Kelli's Girlfriend
Shane Koltnow
as Caduceus
Traci Marks
as Jeffy's Mom
Eddie Brown
as Little Jeffy
Coy G. Harold
as Man With Squirrel
Ann Marie Krohl
as Dead Girl
Mark Dufour
as Cracker in White Car/Schlarb Deputy
Eric Van Sant
as TV Reporter
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Weird B-style 'cult' film about a small town in Ohio and it's resident collection of oddballs and freaks. Intentionally stupid but not unbearably so.

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