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  • Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!


  • Buzz Lightyear: You my friend are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with star command!
    Woody: You are a toy!!


  • Buzz Lightyear: To infinity... and beyond!


  • Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.


  • Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.


  • Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun, to kill.
    Woody: Oh Great, oh great. If anyone tries to attack us, we can blink em to death.


  • Buzz Lightyear: I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school.


  • Buzz Lightyear: (whispers) Another stunt like that, cowboy, you going to get us killed.
    Buzz Lightyear: Another stunt like that, cowboy, you going to get us killed.
    Woody: Don’t tell me what to do!
    Woody: Don't tell me what to do!
    Buzz Lightyear: Shhh!


  • Woody: Buzz? Buzz Lightyear, you're not worried are you?
    Buzz Lightyear: Me? Oh no, no, no, no, no. Are you?
    Woody: Now Buzz, what can Andy possibly get that is worse then you?
    Andy: (in the recorder) Oh what is it? What is it? Wow! A puppy! (movie ends)
    Andy: Oh what is it? What is it? Wow! A puppy!


  • Woody: You, Are, A, Toyyyyy! You're not the real thing. You're an action figure. You are a child's play thing!
    Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man. Farewell.
    Woody: Ya, well. Good riddance you loony.


  • Buzz Lightyear: And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.


  • Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today Buzz, lets get you out of here-
    Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today Buzz, let's get you out of here.
    Buzz Lightyear: Don't you get it?! You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nezbit! (laughs crazily)
    Buzz Lightyear: Don't you get it?! You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nezbit! [laughs crazily]
    Woody: SNAP OUT OF IT, BUZZ!!
    Woody: SNAP OUT OF IT, BUZZ!


  • Woody: YOU ARE A CHILDS PLAYTHING!!!!!!!
    Woody: You are a child's play thing!


  • Slinky Dog: Hey hey, come on Potato Head. If Woody says it's all right then darn, it's good enough for me.
    Mr. Potato Head: *looking to Mr Spell, points his thumb back to Slinky, then takes off his mouth and taps it against his bum* *Mr Spell laughs*


  • Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, & you have my pity. Farewell.
    Woody: Yeah, well good riddance, you loony!


  • Woody: Shut up, just shut up, you idiot!
    Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
    Woody: This is the perfect time to panic!


  • Sid: It's busted.
    Woody: Who are you calling busted? buster!
    Woody: Who are you calling busted? Buster!


  • Sergeant: Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat. Mrs. Potato Head.
    Sergeant: Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
    Mr. Potato Head: Gee I better shave. (Pulls off mustache)
    Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave! [pulls off mustache]


  • Woody: You're a toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're.. you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
    Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.


  • Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red, You know what to do.
    Sergeant: Yes, sir! All right, men You heard him. Code Red! Repeat: we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move, move,move, move, move!


  • Hamm: Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents? Yes, sir we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure!
    Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
    Hamm: Oh for crying out loud their all in boxes you idiot!


  • Woody: Hey, uh, Slinky?
    Slinky Dog: Right here Woody, I'm red this time.
    Woody: No Slink
    Slinky Dog: Oh, well, all right., you can be red if you want
    Woody: N-Not now, Slink, I got some bad news.
    Slinky Dog: Bad News?!
    Woody: Shh! Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy.
    Slinky Dog: Got it!
    Woody: Be happy!


  • Woody: Hey Sarge have you seen Slinky?
    Sergeant: Sir, no sir!
    Woody: Whoa okay at ease!


  • Woody: All right all right! If I send out the troops will you all calm down!
    Rex: Yes we will we promise!
    Woody: Okay save your batteries!
    Hamm: Atta boy Woody that's using the old noodle!


  • Woody: Buzz, you're flying!
    Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying, this is falling with style.


  • Woody: Buzz, you're alive! This is great, we can go home and you can explain to the others that this is just a big misunderstanding. Huh? Right, buddy?
    Buzz Lightyear: I would like to inform you that we don't have violence on my planet.
    Woody: Oh, that's good.
    Buzz Lightyear: But we're not on my planet, are we?
    Woody: No.
    Buzz Lightyear: (lunges at Woody, they fall over and fight.)
    Buzz Lightyear: [lunges at Woody, they fall over and fight]


  • Woody: He's not a Space Ranger! He doesn't fight evil or shoot lasers or fly!
    Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. (Opens wings and everyone is in awe)
    Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. [opens wings and everyone is in awe]
    Hamm: Impressive wingspan. Very good.


  • Mr. Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody!


  • Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".
    Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'.
    TV Announcer: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.


  • Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
    Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.


  • Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!


  • Sid: "Where are your rebel friends NOW?"
    Sid: Where are your rebel friends NOW?


  • Mr. Potato Head: "How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving-buddy?"
    Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving-buddy?
    Rex: "Everyone else was picked?"
    Rex: Everyone else was picked?


  • Woody: Pull my string, the birthday party's today?


  • Woody: You are a child's play thing!
    Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.


  • Woody: That wasn't flying, that was...falling with style.


  • Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!


  • Woody: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!


  • Buzz Lightyear: To infinity....and beyond!


  • Woody: Buzz look, an alien!
    Buzz Lightyear: Where!
    Woody: *laughs*


  • Rex: He tortures toys...just for fun!
    Bo Peep: [Buzz jumps on the ledge] What are you doing? Get down from there.
    Buzz Lightyear: I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson!
    Woody: Yeah sure go ahead with your scary laser. [sarcastically pressing Buzz's laser button]
    Buzz Lightyear: Don't do that it's extremely dangerous! [Lenny warns the toys to jump back into the room off the ledge as Sid blows up the soldier and cheers]
    Buzz Lightyear: I could have stopped him!
    Woody: Buzz I'd love to see you try. Of course I'd love to see you as a crater.


  • Woody: YOU ARE A TOY, YOU CAN'T FLY! [Buzz's memories]


  • Woody: So play nice!
    Sid: AAAAAAAAAAH! [screaming out of the garden]
    Sid: AAH! [screaming out of the garden]
    Woody: Hahahahaha! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! YES! [cheering with the toys]
    Sid: Running into the house] THE TOYS...THE TOYS ARE ALIVE! Nice Toy...AAH!
    Hannah: What's wrong Sid? Don't you want to play with Sally? [Chasing Sid into his bedroom]


  • Sid: A Buzz Lightyear? No way!


  • Woody: 'That's not flying, that's just falling with style.'
    Woody: That's not flying, that's just falling with style.


  • Woody: Wait a minute...I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode!


  • Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know: even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is something we do not promote on my planet.
    Woody: Oh, well, that's good.
    Buzz Lightyear: [brings Woody face-to-face with him] But we're not on my planet, are we?


  • Woody: [finally snapping to Buzz's space ranger antics] You are a toy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
    Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man.


  • Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.


  • Woody: Oh, hi Bo.
    Bo Peep: I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
    Woody: Oh, hey. It was nothing.
    Bo Peep: What do you say I get somebody else to watch the sheep tonight?
    Woody: Oh-ho-ho-ho-he-he-he, yeah! I...
    Bo Peep: Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.


  • Rex: Oh, great! Now I have guilt!


  • Rex: I don't like confrontation!


  • Woody: You can't fly!
    Buzz Lightyear: Yes I can!
    Woody: Well, then prove it, Mr. Light-Beer!


  • Woody: That wasn't flying! That was falling with style.


  • Buzz Lightyear: According to my navi-computer, the--
    Woody: Shut up! Just shut up you idiot!
    Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
    Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move into their house in two days and it's all your fault!
    Buzz Lightyear: MY-- my fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
    Woody: OHH yeah?! Well if YOU hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
    Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
    Woody: WHAT?! What are you talking about?!
    Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you my friend, are responsible for delayin' my rendezous with Star Command!
    Woody: YOU-ARE-A-TOOOOOYY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're-- oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
    Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell.
    Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya looney! [Muttering to himself] "Rendezous with Star Command!"
    Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya looney! [Muttering to himself] 'Rendezous with Star Command!'


  • Buzz Lightyear: [to Woody]You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity
    Buzz Lightyear: [to Woody] You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.


  • Woody: Stop it, you zealots!


  • Sid: Let's go home and play.


  • Woody: You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
    Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!


  • Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm picasso.
    Mr. Potato Head: Look, I'm Picasso!
    Hamm: Yeah, I don't get it.
    Hamm: I don't get it.


  • Woody: Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!
    Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!


  • Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
    Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.


  • Sid: [imitating doctor] No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before!


  • Woody: Buzz, you're flying!
    Buzz Lightyear: I'm not flying. I'm falling... with style!
    Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!


  • Buzz Lightyear: To Infinity and Beyond!
    Buzz Lightyear: To infinity, and beyond!


  • Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys. Because if you don't we'll find out, Sid. We toys can see everything. SO PLAY NICE!!
    Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
    Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!


  • Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up. It's on my box. "Ages three and up."
    Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up!


  • Hamm: Hamm: Hey, why did the toys cross the road?Buzz Lightyear: Not now Hamm. Rex: Ooo, I love riddles! Why? Hamm: To get to the chicken, on the other side!
    Hamm: Hey, why did the toys cross the road?
    Buzz Lightyear: Not now Hamm.
    Rex: Ooo, I love riddles! Why?
    Hamm: To get to the chicken, on the other side!


  • Sid: "lets go home and play'
    Sid: Let's go home and play.


  • Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm, look I'm Picasso!
    Hamm: Eh, I don't get it....
    Hamm: Eh, I don't get it.
    Mr. Potato Head: You incultured piece of swine! ... What you looking at you hockey puck?! (Hockey Puck shrugs.)
    Mr. Potato Head: You incultured piece of swine! What you looking at you hockey puck?! (Hockey Puck shrugs.)


  • Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.


  • Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!


  • Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try...of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.


  • Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!


  • Sid: "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow?


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