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  • Jake: I told you that's my evidence, do you want to go to jail or do you want to go home?


  • Alonzo Harris: King Kong ain't got shit on me!


  • Alonzo Harris: You gotta be a wolf to catch a wolf.


  • Jake Hoyt: You gotta control your smiles & cries because that's all you have & nobody can take that away from you.


  • Alonzo Harris: You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?


  • Alonzo Harris: It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.


  • Alonzo Harris: This is a newspaper right? Its 90% bullshit, but it entertaining. That's why I read it because it entertains me. YOU won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story right now, go...
    Alonzo Harris: This is a newspaper right? Its 90% bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it because it entertains me. YOU won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story right now, go...


  • Alonzo Harris: Hey, hey, hey. You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?


  • Alonzo Harris: "You know where you gonna end up? In the gas chambers. You know what the gas chambers smell like? Pine oil. That's where you headed, pine oil heaven."
    Alonzo Harris: You know where you gonna end up? In the gas chambers. You know what the gas chambers smell like? Pine oil. That's where you headed, pine oil heaven.


  • Alonzo Harris: Who the fuck you think you're fucking with! I'm the police! I run shit here, you just live here!
    Alonzo Harris: You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here.


  • Alonzo Harris: King Kong ain't got shit on me.


  • Alonzo Harris: You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head
    Alonzo Harris: You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.


  • Blue: I told ya'll I don't work for nobody. Why the fuck are ya'll sweatin' me any mothafuckin' way?


  • Alonzo Harris: Today's a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can't clear. I supervise five officers. That's five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain't holding no hands, okay? I ain't baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of. You don't like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice, pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?


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