Transformers: Dark of the Moon Reviews

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July 1, 2011
No Megan Fox + no racist autobots + no pot brownies = better movie all around.
July 1, 2011
Even though the astonishing special effects and stunt work are a sight to behold, just remember this: Your eyes will be the only organ in your body that will receive any type of stimulation.
July 1, 2011
'Dark of the Moon' is a slight improvement over the last film, and one can only go into seeing it as mindless fun.
July 1, 2011
A ridiculous and ridiculously fun 154 minutes of utterly unhinged, completely over-the-top robotic mayhem. And with a moral, no less.
July 1, 2011
The Transformers threequel may be overlong, overloud and overly dumb, but the action - rendered in the most eye-popping, gob-smacking, jaw-dropping 3D since Avatar - is truly awesome.
July 1, 2011
Dark of the Moon is just as loud, dumb and illogical as you expect. But when those neat 3D action sequences kick in, none of that matters.
July 1, 2011
[If] your favorite element of these films is precisely their refusal to comply with your eyeballs' need for stuff to just stop for a minute every once in a while so you can focus and not get sick to your stomach, then yeah, lots more of that.
July 1, 2011
As the credits rolled, however, I was so amped up over the extreme violence and non-stop assault on my senses, I realized that this is what Romans must have felt like just after they partook in their entertainment.
July 1, 2011
It's taken him three tries, but Michael Bay has finally made a decent movie out of the Transformers.
July 1, 2011
Like the Transformers themselves, [director Michael] Bay's wanton appetite for destruction seems to be insatiable, unstoppable and even insane.
July 1, 2011
A ridiculously entertaining thrill-ride that jettisons dialogue and characterisation to deliver two-and-a-half hours of testosterone-fuelled carnage.
June 30, 2011
So totally surpassing its aggro-testosterone dictates that it plays out like an assault or, more precisely still, like a final conquering salvo.
June 30, 2011
The spectacle is insane and the work done by the visual effects team is staggering
June 30, 2011
A sensory-assaulting amusement-park ride, devoid of story or emotion that leaves your pulse racing, your stomach queasy and your head light enough to think it would be a good idea to get in line again.
June 30, 2011
Delivering everything you want from a summer movie - action, romance, and spectacle - this is THE blockbuster of the year!
June 30, 2011
For good or ill, Bay is the soul of a new machine, the poet of post-human cinema, the CEO of Hollywood's military-entertainment complex.
June 30, 2011
You can hate Bay's job, but, on this occasion, he's actually doing it.
June 30, 2011
With his usual disregard for story logic, Bay plunges us into another deafening metal-against-metal smackdown. Fortunately, ... it looks absolutely amazing.
June 30, 2011
James Cameron will be on the edge of his seat during the big bangs executively produced by the master of spectacle, Steven Spielberg.
June 30, 2011
With what appears to be a limitless effects budget, Bay presides over reels and reels of intricately orchestrated mayhem, the scale of which is often so huge it assumes a truly mesmeric quality.
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