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  • Miles: Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
    Sam Witwicky: Of course miles, it's a lake, public property!


  • Miles: Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
    Sam Witwicky: Of course miles, it's a lake, public property!


  • Ron Witwicky: You really think I would buy you a Porsche for your first car?!
    Ron Witwicky: You really think I would buy you a Porsche for your first car?


  • Jazz: (Transforming and jumping on Brawl) Come on, Decepticon punk!
    Jazz: Come on, Decepticon punk!


  • Ratchett: (to citizens of Mission City and Lennox's team) It's Megatron! Retreat!
    Ratchett: It's Megatron! Retreat!
    Jazz: Move!
    Ratchett: Fall back!


  • Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
    Megatron: Where is the Cube?
    Starscream: The humans have taken it.
    Megatron: You fail me yet again, Starscream. Get them!


  • Frenzy: Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!


  • Optimus Prime: You all know there's only one way to end this war. We must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
    Ratchett: That's suicide. The Cube is raw power. It could destroy you both.
    Optimus Prime: A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We can not let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out!
    Jazz: We rolling!


  • Ironhide: Why are fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.
    Optimus Prime: Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.


  • Optimus Prime: The code. The code on these glasses indicates the All Spark is 230 miles from here.
    Ratchett: I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
    Ironhide: They must know it's here as well.
    Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!
    Optimus Prime: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.


  • Ironhide: The parents are very irritating. Can I take them out?
    Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans. What is with you?
    Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.


  • Optimus Prime: Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
    Sam Witwicky: My grandfather.
    Optimus Prime: It was an accident that intertwined our fates.


  • Mikaela Banes: Why are you here?
    Optimus Prime: We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.
    Sam Witwicky: Mega-what?


  • Optimus Prime: Our medical officer, Ratchet.
    Ratchett: The boy's pheromone levels suggests he wants to mate with the female.


  • Jazz: What's cracking, little bitches?
    Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz.
    Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it.
    Sam Witwicky: What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
    Optimus Prime: We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web.


  • Glen Whitmann: SHUT UP, GRANDMA!


  • Jazz: [jumping on Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!


  • Sergeant Lennox: Where's your card?
    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: It's in my back pocket!
    Sergeant Lennox: You've got 12 back pockets!
    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!


  • Optimus Prime: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.


  • Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live.
    Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves!
    Megatron: Then you will die WITH THEM!


  • Optimus Prime: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.


  • Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it hold the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called...Earth. But we were already too late.


  • USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
    Ironhide: It's Starscream!
    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Please tell me you copy?


  • Sam Witwicky: No way, Dad, you gotta be kidding me!!
    Sam Witwicky: No way, Dad, you gotta be kidding me!
    Ron Witwicky: I am. I'm not getting you a Porsche.


  • Optimus Prime: Megatron!
    Megatron: Priiiiime!


  • Judy Witwicky: Oh for Pete sakes you are so so defensive!Were you.. masturbating?
    Judy Witwicky: Oh for Pete sakes you are so so defensive! Were you.. masturbating?


  • Bobby Bolivia: Gen-tle-men. Bobby Bolivia, like the country, cept without the rum. Can I help you?
    Ron Witwicky: Well, my son here, we're gonna buy his first car.
    Bobby Bolivia: And you come to see me?
    Sam Witwicky: Had to.
    Bobby Bolivia: That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B.


  • Sam Witwicky: These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses. I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they see many cool things-
    Mr. Hosney: Are you going to sell me his liver?


  • Bobby Bolivia: Manny!
    Manny: What?
    Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that damn clown suit. Havin'a heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.
    Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!


  • Ron Witwicky: Judy, we've got a blown transformer!


  • Judy Witwicky: Judy, we have a blown transformer!


  • Miles: I'm not getting out! What about our rule?
    Sam Witwicky: What rule?
    Miles: Our bros before hos!


  • Little Girl: excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
    Little Girl: Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?


  • Mikaela Banes: I just seem to have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and big arms.
    Sam Witwicky: Um, big arms?


  • Mikaela Banes: Why don't you let me drive?
    Trent: Oh, no, this is not a toy. These headers... I don't want you rusting them. How about my little bunny just hop in the backseat?
    Mikaela Banes: Ha ha... oh god, you have no idea how much I am not your little bunny. (walks away)
    Mikaela Banes: Ha ha... oh god, you have no idea how much I am not your little bunny. [walks away]
    Trent: Okay. You'll call me.


  • Glen's Grandmother: Are you playin' those video games again?


  • Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it.


  • Megatron: Give me the cube, and I will let you to live as my pet!
    Sam Witwicky: I'm never giving you this cube!
    Megatron: Oh, so unwise!


  • USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: That's alien, that ain't friendly!


  • Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was the cube.


  • Judy Witwicky: You are so defensive! Were you... masterb**ing?


  • Optimus Prime: It's you and me Megatron.
    Megatron: No it's just me, Prime!
    Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.


  • Jazz: what's crakin little bitches?
    Jazz: What's crakin little bitches?


  • Ironhide: (to Sam)You feelin' lucky punk?!
    Ironhide: [to Sam]You feelin' lucky punk?
    Optimus Prime: Easy Ironhide.
    Ironhide: Just kiddin',I just wanted to show him my cannons.


  • Glen Whitmann: SHUT UP GRANDMA!!, DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!!
    Glen Whitmann: SHUT UP GRANDMA!!, DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!


  • Optimus Prime: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. But faith has yielded its reward, a new world to call: home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret. Waiting, protecting. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge amongst the stars. We are here, we are waiting.
    Optimus Prime: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.


  • Trent: Yeah?What's it about?Sucking at sports?
    Trent: [grinning] Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
    Sam Witwicky: No,it's about the link between brain damage and football.
    Sam Witwicky: [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.


  • Sheriff: Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
    Sheriff: 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
    Sam Witwicky: Are you on drugs?
    Sam Witwicky: [whispers] Are you on drugs?


  • Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live.
    Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live!
    Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves!
    Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves!
    Megatron: Then you shall die with them!
    Megatron: Then you will die with them!


  • Agent Simmons: Hey, if you want to leave the fate of the world to a kid's Camero. That's cool.
    Agent Simmons: Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.


  • Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
    Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.


  • Megatron: Decepticons, attack!


  • Optimus Prime: [to a dying Megatron] You left me no choice, brother.


  • Jazz: You want a piece of me?
    Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
    Megatron: No, I want TWO!
    Megatron: No, I want TWO! [rips Jazz in half]


  • Optimus Prime: It's you and me Megatron
    Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron...
    Megatron: No it's just me Prime
    Megatron: No, it's just ME, Prime!
    Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall
    Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
    Megatron: You still fight for the weak, that is why you lose
    Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!


  • Ironhide: Sam get to the building
    Ironhide: Sam, get to the building!


  • Miles: Bros before hoes
    Miles: Bro's before hoes.
    Miles: Bros before hoes.


  • Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog...I'll kick your ass!
    Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!


  • Agent Simmons: [To Mikaela]. Hey...you in the training bra. Do not test me.
    Agent Simmons: [to Mikaela] Hey you in the training bra. Do not test me.


  • Bobby Bolivia: [About his Grandma] Aw, if I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch. [Laughs]. And over here...


  • Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist, Ironhide
    Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
    Ironhide: You feeling lucky punk?


  • Ratchett: Hmmm the boys pheremone levels sense he wants to mate with the female.
    Ratchett: The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.


  • Megatron: Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?


  • Jazz: You wanna peace of me, you wanna a peace of me?
    Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
    Megatron: No I want two
    Megatron: No, I want TWO!


  • Megatron: I am.... Megatron!!
    Megatron: I am Megatron!


  • Frenzy: Stupid insects tried to kill me!


  • Optimus Prime: Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt.


  • Ron Witwicky: We'll get to the Arctic first, lads! No sacrifice, no victory!


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