Transformers Reviews

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March 20, 2018
It's not that Bay's vision for the robot-battle choreography is unimaginative. Rather, he lacks imagination to provide viewers with a way of putting all the pieces together for themselves.
November 18, 2011
July 14, 2011
hat was delivered will no doubt send merchandising sales spiralling into orbit, but sadly at the cost of countless brain cells popping through after nearly two and a half hours of tedium.
March 21, 2011
Transformers delivers on its promise of stunning visuals and well-crafted action sequences, but it's not remotely worth the slog it takes to get there. Once the novelty of the robots wears off it's hopelessly insipid.
August 27, 2009
Morphs from Army-enlisting ad to toy ad (on its way passing through a panoply of car ads, computer ads, beer ads) without ever becoming a movie
June 23, 2009
Thank god the Transformers speak primarily in proper nouns--if they hadn't shouted "Optimus! Megatron!" every time they struck a blow, I'd have no idea what was happening.
October 18, 2008
For the bot-neutral rest of us, two-and-a-half hours of mostly incoherent special effects may be a bit much.
July 31, 2008
Come to think of it, I was pretty stupid when I was six years old. So is this film.
July 23, 2008
Director Michael Bay's bigger than life version of the cartoon I grew up loving pretty much ruined one of my favorite childhood memories.
July 7, 2008
Although it strives to appeal to the whole family, it winds up emerging as a kiddie flick on steroids - a big-budget, effects heavy, feature film version of a Saturday morning cartoon.
April 9, 2008
'Transformers' is a loud, unsophisticated testament to the visceral thrills of effects-driven mayhem.
October 19, 2007
The action scenes are too chaotic to be exciting.
October 16, 2007
Audiences are liable to be in a state of utter bewilderment.
September 12, 2007
A sensory attack that drives us into tiny little fetal balls on the ground, whimpering that we must have liked it because the car effects looked cool.
August 4, 2007
The film goes on and on, it is unbearably loud, and much of the dialogue is impossible to hear.
July 31, 2007
I challenge you to name another movie about an alien robot come to save the world while disguised as a yellow Camaro. Isn't it just an intergalactic Herbie the Love Bug?
July 30, 2007
Films directed by Michael Bay are usually like being shouted at by a halfwit for two and a half hours, and Transformers is no exception.
July 23, 2007
Punishingly boring.
July 22, 2007
Michael Bay can build a universe in a bottle. He can install a pump in the tin man's chest.And he can call it a heart.
July 20, 2007
O mais longo anúncio publicitário que já fui obrigado a testemunhar.
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