Transilvania Seis, Cinco Mil (1985)

Transilvania Seis, Cinco Mil (1985)

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Movie Info

Dos reporteros ineptos preparan un reportaje sobre la Transilvania moderna a pesar de los intentos del alcalde de limpiar la reputación del pueblo. Jeff Goldblum, Joseph Bologna, Carol Kane, John Byner, Jeffrey Jones, Peter Buntic, Nada Arbus, Geena Davis.
Rating:
PG
Genre:
Comedy , Horror
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Studio:
Jadran Film

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Cast

Carol Kane
as Lupi
Geena Davis
as Odette
Jeff Goldblum
as Jack Harrison
Joseph Bologna
as Dr. Malavagua
Rudy De Luca
as Lawrence Malbot
Jeffrey Jones
as Lepescu
Donald Gibb
as Wolfman
Inge Apelt
as Mme. Moravia
Teresa Ganzel
as Elizabeth Ellison
Norman Fell
as Mac Turner
John Byner
as Radu
Bozidar Smiljanic
as Inspector Percek
Thomas H. Brodek
as Band Leader
Vida Jerman
as rear guard
Dudko Valentic
as Twisted Man
Sara Grdjan
as Laura Ellison
Peter Buntic
as Hunyadi/Frankenstein's Monster
Venco Kapural
as Jailer
Visnja Konigskneght
as Peasant Girl
Slobodan Milovanovic
as front guard
Ed Begley Jr.
as Gil Turner
Dusko Valentic
as Twisted Man
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Critic Reviews for Transilvania Seis, Cinco Mil

All Critics (10)

Whoa.

January 7, 2003
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Listless, laugh-deprived horror spoof.

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eFilmCritic.com

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Science Fiction, Horror and Fantasy Film Review Database

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April 6, 2008
ColeSmithey.com

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September 23, 2005
International Press Academy

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May 5, 2005
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Audience Reviews for Transilvania Seis, Cinco Mil

Transylvania 6-5000 is a sort of comedic spoof of the classic monsters. What you should know about it going in, is that it is beyond stupid. Its so far beyond stupid, that it really makes you think about how someone could come up with something like this. The movie uses its ridiculousness to its advantage in spots, but most of the time, the jokes just don't work. It isn't a funny movie, and that's where the movie ultimately fails.  Two reporters are sent to Transylvania to find Frankenstein for a story. If they don't uncover a story, they will be fired. Once they arrive in Transylvania, they quickly meet the mayor, who just happens to own the hotel they are staying in. Quickly, one of the reporters begins to start believing in the monsters, while the other just wants a beautiful woman he met there. Things do become increasingly strange though, as a police inspector and the mayor act very weird about a certain doctor who has had his license revoked. There are some things to like about the film. For one, Geena Davis's chest and legs. Two, Jeff Goldblum. Three, the movie has a certain appeal to it that I can't describe. It feels like I should have been having more fun then I was. I guess that is a compliment. Other than those though, the movie was just a stupid piece throwaway entertainment. Ultimately, I've had much worse times watching movies, so I won't be too hard on it.

Melvin White
Melvin White

Super Reviewer

Yes the title of this film is a silly twist on the classic Glen Miller song and they sure make the most of that pun throughout the film sheesh!. I'm not quite sure what to think of this really, straight away its clear this is a low budget silly film which isn't suppose to be taken seriously and REALLY looks like its trying to be another 'Young Frankenstein'. Unfortunately it fails pretty badly with a serious lack of laughs and a huge amount of embarrassingly poor visual gags and prat falls. Looking back now it looks hella shit of course haha really low budget with no special effects and hardly any set work either. The only thing going for it is the genuine use of Yugoslavian location work, they went all that way to make this?!!. I'm still not so sure what on earth it was all about really, just a couple reporters looking for classic monsters in modern day (at the time) Transylvania. They manage to find all manner of weird locals and possible ghouls but all is not what it seems, so it seems. The whole thing is really pretty pointless to be honest, not funny, not very atmospheric and not exciting or engaging. The only thing is the impressive cast that weren't back then of course. It really does feel like a poor mans 'Young Frankenstein' with Joseph Bologna doing his best 'Dr Fronk-en-steen' type impression, Michael Richards AND John Byner doing their best 'Igor' type impressions, Jeff Goldblum didn't need to be here at all and neither did Jeff Jones. On the plus side Geena Davis looks young and hot as the nymphomaniac vampire, best thing in the film!. The films poster is much more creepy, kooky and fun looking, false advertising there, a spoof which isn't funny, hmmm not good that. Bit of a throw away trashy 'horror comedy' that I thought might be an old forgotten gem...but it isn't.

Phil Hubbs
Phil Hubbs

Super Reviewer

Transylvania 6-5000 is another in a long line of fun and harmless 80's horror comedies that don't have an enormous fan base, but those who've seen them love them. I'm one of those people. I didn't catch it when I was a kid, but I have a feeling that if I had, I would have loved it just as much. It's a pretty nutty premise involving two cooky reporters sent to Transylvania in order to investigate the possible existence of Frankenstein's monster (who they constantly refer to incorrectly as just Frankenstein the entire time, but oh well). It winds up being an exercise in slapstick, one-liners and cliche'd story mechanics, but it's all incredible charming and funny in spite of itself. I would recommend a double feature of this and Ghost Fever if you want to see some bad but charming 80's horror spoofery.

Tim Salmons
Tim Salmons

Super Reviewer

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