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Transporter 2 Reviews

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September 10, 2005
In essence, it's more of the same.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
August 31, 2005
If I'd wanted to see a videogame in a movie theater, I would have brought my own.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
September 2, 2005
An otherwise cruddy-looking assemblage of action-sequel clichés that benefits from Frank's dry-cleaned monosyllabic intensity but suffers from just about everything else.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
September 1, 2005
Takes itself far too seriously, yet it's hard not to laugh at how ludicrous it is
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
September 6, 2005
Careens wildly off course before finally running out of gas.
August 30, 2005
The Transporter 2 is a martial arts-obsessed action movie inadvertently reconceived as cartoonish parody.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
May 25, 2007
Preposterous!
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
September 10, 2005
They've gone back to the well only to discover that most of the good stuff was used up the first time around.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
September 2, 2005
Statham isn't the best thing in Transporter 2; he's essentially the only thing.
September 1, 2005
It's so busy trying to bolster its liabilities that it can't properly develop its assets.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
September 2, 2005
Transporter 2 is faster than a speeding jet ski, more powerful than a hidden motive and cheesier than a Camembert factory.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
September 9, 2005
..if it had the gumption to elevate its marketable value and challenge the notion of not being just another brainless and bombastic entry into the "crash and bash" sweepstakes
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 7, 2006
I'm pretty sure Transporter 2 is the dumbest movie I've ever seen.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
July 14, 2007
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
August 31, 2005
Few bad movies are more aggravating than a sequel that betrays everything which made its predecessor entertaining.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
September 1, 2005
The Transporter films are pure garbage; ones that don't quite reach the bottom of the chute since the XXX flicks will cushion their fall.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
September 1, 2005
... a compendium of pulp dialogue and B-movie plot twists that (director Louis) Leterrier can't zoom through fast enough.
Full Review | Original Score: C
September 2, 2005
nothing more than a ninety minute car commercial
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
September 2, 2005
[Features] the most ludicrous moment onscreen in 2005...
September 2, 2005
A James Bond-type of escapist fantasy film for those who can't get enough trashy action when 007 is not on the screen.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
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