Transporter 2 Reviews

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July 14, 2007
May 25, 2007
January 14, 2006
Transporter 2 is so lightweight and frivolous, it makes one of Roger Moore's Bond epics look like Crime and Punishment.
January 7, 2006
I'm pretty sure Transporter 2 is the dumbest movie I've ever seen.
December 6, 2005
Sure, it's blissfully energetic, but it's also exhaustingly idiotic.
October 2, 2005
If you're at all picky about the laws of physics or if you liked the superior first film, I do not recommend seeing this film sober.
September 26, 2005
The ending sinks the enterprise (both literally and figuratively) with bad FX and subpar action-movie one-liners.
September 24, 2005
All action, all the time, with no pauses to catch your breath, or, more significantly, to figure out what's going on.
September 16, 2005
It's punishment that looks like pleasure.
September 10, 2005
September 10, 2005
Transporter 2, however, is the exact opposite. Instead of being fun it's just dumb, and no amount of nicely staged fight scenes or unusual camera moves can change that.
September 10, 2005
Is there a point at which an action film becomes so completely unrealistic, it crosses into the realm of fantasy and becomes something else?
September 10, 2005
In essence, it's more of the same.
September 10, 2005
They've gone back to the well only to discover that most of the good stuff was used up the first time around.
September 10, 2005
The only one who plays it straight is Statham, and his cool machismo borders on camp.
September 10, 2005
September 9, 2005
I don't mind exaggerated action sequences (in fact, I kind of like them) but Transporter 2 doesn't surround them with anything else.
September 9, 2005
there's no denying that Statham is once again so cool that bad plot, bad physics and bad acting by the supporting cast are very easily forgotten.
September 9, 2005
..if it had the gumption to elevate its marketable value and challenge the notion of not being just another brainless and bombastic entry into the "crash and bash" sweepstakes
September 8, 2005
An embarrassment of giggles.
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