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Transporter 3 Reviews

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March 21, 2011
Usually stuff like this gets mercifully relegated to the 2 A.M. slot on HBO next to most recent Steven Seagal masterpiece. But The Transporter series has managed to gather enough of an audience for Lionsgate to inflict it on us every so often.
Full Review | Original Score: 4.5/10
November 25, 2008
The director of the third Transporter movie has given himself the name 'Olivier Megaton.' Too easy, you say? Very well. Make your own 'bomb' joke.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
November 26, 2008
Although Megaton's CGI fight scenes are as chopped up and incomprehensible as the current norm, he mostly avoids the Queasy-Cam and uses a stable camera while only the action moves. How about that.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
November 25, 2008
The most frustrating entry into a series that has never set the bar terribly high.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 17, 2009
The first film was slick, the second one silly, but at least we knew what was going on during those action beats.
August 30, 2009
Transporter 3 is the cinematic equivalent of cotton candy: a quick sugar rush that melts in your mouth and is forgotten five minutes later.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
August 2, 2009
A 'what not to do' guide when making an action film.
Read More | Original Score: .5/5
November 26, 2008
Smash-up action sequel is a little rough for young teens.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
November 19, 2008
A perfunctory action film which drives around in noisy circles but goes nowhere.
November 25, 2008
[It] could never be deemed a 'good movie' but it's one of those bad movies so entertaining and fun it's hard to fully condemn it.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
November 26, 2008
The story is both unwieldy and nonsensical, spending, as it does, far too much time on the annoying Ukrainian, complicated plot twists and dialogue.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
November 26, 2008
An action franchise in motion tends to stay in motion, long after logic or box office should bring it to a screeching halt.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
February 5, 2009
With insulting action sequences and a tacked-on love scene, the movie quickly veers into a downward spiral.
December 2, 2008
I had less problems with the characters and more trouble with the actual action, which felt really antiseptic to me.
December 2, 2008
A mindless, silly waste of time.
May 6, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: D
November 26, 2008
Transporter 3 is built for action not Oscars, so things like physics and common sense donā(TM)t apply here.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
November 25, 2008
A stiflingly dull and useless caper that's all the more aggravating when you recall how giddy the original film was.
Full Review | Original Score: D
November 26, 2008
This one is for fans only.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
November 26, 2008
Like a collection of leftovers from the first two movies. Statham's heart doesn't really seem to be in it any more.
Full Review| Original Score: 3/10
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