Transporter 3 Reviews

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November 17, 2011
May 6, 2011
March 21, 2011
Usually stuff like this gets mercifully relegated to the 2 A.M. slot on HBO next to most recent Steven Seagal masterpiece. But The Transporter series has managed to gather enough of an audience for Lionsgate to inflict it on us every so often.
December 17, 2009
The first film was slick, the second one silly, but at least we knew what was going on during those action beats.
August 30, 2009
Transporter 3 is the cinematic equivalent of cotton candy: a quick sugar rush that melts in your mouth and is forgotten five minutes later.
August 2, 2009
A 'what not to do' guide when making an action film.
February 5, 2009
With insulting action sequences and a tacked-on love scene, the movie quickly veers into a downward spiral.
January 6, 2009
As a fan of Statham and the Transporter series, it's a massive disappointment. The story makes no sense, and there aren't even very many fight scenes.
December 27, 2008
I wanted to be transported out of the theater.
December 6, 2008
Silly, imaginative fun.
December 5, 2008
Incoherent and inconsistent, this is a step back for Statham in his quest to become more than a cult figure.
December 5, 2008
With its eco-trappings, car chases and fights, the film feels very sub-Quantum Of Solace. The fact that Quantum itself felt very sub-Bourne says even less for Transporter 3. Even if you're a Statham fan, this series is starting to feel tired.
December 5, 2008
Transporter 3 is a reassuringly beefy thriller in which Jason Statham has to drive very fast across Eastern Europe with a Ukranian beauty queen on the seat beside him. No one, including Jason, has the slightest clue why. Never mind.
December 5, 2008
Statham is a relatively entertaining action hero - though he is better in the Crank films. The script is by Besson, but the director is Olivier Megaton, whose surname is the most exciting thing about the film.
December 5, 2008
Luc Besson's modestly-budgeted but wildly successful franchise shows signs of broadening to include romance and humour.
December 5, 2008
The most impressive thing on offer is Statham's straight face...but why the sadistic Besson forced him through a romantic clinch in the Ukrainian equivalent of the Cotswolds is anybody's guess.
December 5, 2008
This action "threequel" is directed by a gentleman named Megaton, so one should not expect subtlety.
December 5, 2008
Besson and Kamen somehow make a film that's even dumber than part 2.... But they've still got the superbly watchable Statham at the centre, so the script is fairly irrelevant.
December 4, 2008
Every bit as dumb as its predecessors, but - importantly - it is not nearly so much fun.
December 4, 2008
Speeded-up motion camera tics add to overall jerkiness - and a series of coincidences and unexplained comings and goings leave you thinking that Besson is impatient with actual story-telling. Fantasy thugs may relish this no-brainer actioner.
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