Transporter 3 Reviews

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December 2, 2008
I had less problems with the characters and more trouble with the actual action, which felt really antiseptic to me.
December 2, 2008
A mindless, silly waste of time.
December 2, 2008
Valentina is angry and resigned and just-so-adorably exotic, in the sense that she misses nuance and inverts English syntax ("What matters my name?").
December 1, 2008
Jason Statham has become a kind of poor man's James Bond but if you're expecting a coherent plot, forget it. There isn't one. Just action sequences that often lack continuity.
November 28, 2008
the action scenes are cut so tight that it's nearly impossible to tell what's going on
November 28, 2008
We get close-ups, awkward camera movements, speed-up/slow-down nonsense, and shots with missing frames. I had to look away a few times because I thought I was going to have a seizure. This was NOT a fun movie to watch.
November 28, 2008
While it will no doubt end up being a let down even for the die hardest of fans, the film does contain a couple of interesting thrills here and there.
November 26, 2008
A pointless, junky, lackadaisical product that should hopefully put the kibosh on another sequel.
November 26, 2008
I think by now even Jason Statham is getting a little bored with the over-the-top stunts and martial-arts action of producer/writer Luc Bessons franchise -- if only the money werent so good.
November 26, 2008
It has the right mixture of gimmicky hooks and grindhouse appeal, but never exploits them properly.
November 26, 2008
Transporter 3 is built for action not Oscars, so things like physics and common sense donâ(TM)t apply here.
November 26, 2008
The story is both unwieldy and nonsensical, spending, as it does, far too much time on the annoying Ukrainian, complicated plot twists and dialogue.
November 26, 2008
You know a series is in trouble when it begins mocking its own premise. Frank's obsessive rules about who, what and how he transports stuff are ruthlessly violated.
November 26, 2008
Somehow Statham comes out of this improbable thriller with his dignity intact. With classic action-hero qualities and dry wit, he seems woefully under-employed as a deliveryman.
November 26, 2008
This one is for fans only.
November 26, 2008
Like a collection of leftovers from the first two movies. Statham's heart doesn't really seem to be in it any more.
November 26, 2008
It creates quite the illusion of velocity but the confetti editing cheats the audience out of Hong Kong action maestro Corey Yuen's choreography and Statham's stiff, steely, strong-arm style of martial-arts fighting.
November 26, 2008
An action franchise in motion tends to stay in motion, long after logic or box office should bring it to a screeching halt.
November 26, 2008
All that inane chatter from Valentina detracts horribly from what is supposed to be going on in a Transporter movie -- mayhem.
November 26, 2008
If you're going to a no-frills action film, though, at least you want the action to be entertaining, which is where Transporter 3 falls down.
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