
Transylmania
2009, Comedy, 1h 35m
22 Reviews 1,000+ RatingsWhat to know
critics consensus
Never aiming higher than threadbare jokes and offensive attempts at politically incorrect humor, Transylmania is a vampire comedy that truly sucks. Read critic reviews
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Cast & Crew
Pete
Cliff
Newmar
Wang
Lynne
Rusty , Radu
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Critic Reviews for Transylmania
All Critics (22) | Top Critics (9) | Rotten (22)
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David and Scott Hillenbrand's stoner horror-comedy predictably provides more groans than laughs. The filmmakers had better pray someone in the theater is holding, if you know what we mean.
December 9, 2009 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review… -
Woefully dull-witted.
December 7, 2009 | Rating: 0.5/4 | Full Review… -
Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness.
December 7, 2009 -
If your idea of a good time is laughing with repulsion at a humpbacked Romanian nympho with a torture-loving midget dad, or tittering every time a bong appears, a darkened theater awaits you.
December 7, 2009 | Rating: 0.5/5 | Full Review… -
Transylmania is such a colossal comedic misfire that it makes the execrable Scary Movie films look like masterworks of Preston Sturges-esque genius by comparison.
December 7, 2009 | Rating: F | Full Review… -
It's destined to spend a short and painful life in theaters and then join the ranks of the DVD and late-night-cable undead.
December 7, 2009 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Audience Reviews for Transylmania
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Feb 02, 2011Okay, I know what you're thinking. It's hard to get over how incredibly stupid this movie looks. The thing about this movie is that it's really skillfully made. It's a rather seamlessly crafted farce that totally nails all its laughs. It's just full of tits and vampires in a very schlocky way. The premise of this film is a little bit weak, but I find it kind of funny that it's not the "vampire trying to resurrect his evil loved one" or even the "mad scientist tries to perform head transplant" that I found far-fetched, it was the fact that an idiot manages to convince all his buddies to attend a university in Romania just so he can finally meet his internet sweetheart that I found a little hard to swallow. The elements of the ridiculous in this film are knowingly such, and the writers make them work to thier advantage. In fact, this film's internal logic is really surprisingly strong, and it never breaks any of its rules. I was very impressed and amused by this movie. It's got a really intricate story structure that totally works.Emily A Super Reviewer
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Jul 13, 2010CAST: Patrick Cavanaugh, James DeBello, Tony Denman, Paul H. Kim, Jennifer Lyons, Oren Skoog, David Steinberg, Musetta Vander, Irena A. Hoffman, Natalie Garza, Nicole Garza DIRECTED BY: David Hillenbrand SUMMARY: Deep in the heart of Transylvania lies Razvan University, where a group of visiting students is about to get the shock of a lifetime. When not being stalked by vampires and succubi, they're evading Razvan's other resident crazies. Seductive teachers, willing students and a hunchback are all included in this year's curriculum. MY THOUGHTS: "I knew it was going to be stupid, I knew there would be bad acting, I even knew it probably would be a waste of a rental(and it was). BUT, I thought at least it would probably be funny. Unfortunately I was right about everything, but the funny part. It was such a boring movie. I laughed maybe once, and that was due to Paul H. Kim. He was the only one who was even a bit funny to me. So I will recommend this one, but I warn you it really isn't worth the rental. Well unless these are your types of movies.."♥˩ƳИИ & Super Reviewer
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May 08, 2010a bunch of college kids go to Romania for a school trip. Along the way they run into a vampire & his play things. It?s a silly movie not a spoof (I thought it was) the credits in the beginning are cool. Dork boy with the blonde.. bad acting. Speaking of? Vampire Razul or whatever his name was looks more like he should be in the Monkees or one of those bands. One of the students on the trip looks like him. He?s trying to find the music box that his love the dark sorceresses? soul is in, which itself is found by one of the kids & of course possesses his girlfriend. All I can say is, it was cute. Not scary, not good but not bad either. Although this is more a not worth the theater but fun with a group of friends rental. (& Hey if you are into recreational ?activities? well? it might be even better with those CKym (c my community profile) R Super Reviewer
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Apr 27, 2010Transylmania has to be 1 of the most unfunniest comedys Ive ever seen.I could actually feel my brain cells dying while watching itBrody M Super Reviewer
Transylmania Quotes
Lia: | You guy's we need to force him to put me back together guys, seriously |
Lia: | You guy's we need to force him to put me back together guys, seriously. |
Wang: | Actually, I've been looking through focus notes and shit, and I'm fairly sorta confident that I can reattach your head to this frankenbody |
Wang: | Actually, I've been looking through focus notes and shit, and I'm fairly sorta confident that I can reattach your head to this frankenbody. |
Danni: | You're gonna put her body on that thing? |
Pete: | Dude, do you think you can do that? |
Wang: | I was pre-med before I changed to music appreciation, and after all the years of playing video games, these hands have been high tuned.... |
Wang: | I was pre-med before I changed to music appreciation, and after all the years of playing video games, these hands have been high tuned. |
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