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Transylmania Reviews

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Drew Toal
Time Out
December 9, 2009
David and Scott Hillenbrand's stoner horror-comedy predictably provides more groans than laughs. The filmmakers had better pray someone in the theater is holding, if you know what we mean.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Tom Russo
Boston Globe
December 7, 2009
Woefully dull-witted.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
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Aaron Hillis
L.A. Weekly
December 7, 2009
With stronger actors and real writers, this might've been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
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Dennis Harvey
Variety
December 7, 2009
Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness.
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Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times
December 7, 2009
If your idea of a good time is laughing with repulsion at a humpbacked Romanian nympho with a torture-loving midget dad, or tittering every time a bong appears, a darkened theater awaits you.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
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Steven Hyden
AV Club
December 7, 2009
Transylmania is such a colossal comedic misfire that it makes the execrable Scary Movie films look like masterworks of Preston Sturges-esque genius by comparison.
Full Review | Original Score: F
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Mike Hale
New York Times
December 7, 2009
It's destined to spend a short and painful life in theaters and then join the ranks of the DVD and late-night-cable undead.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
December 4, 2009
One laugh -- Vampires, stuffed in their coffins on a horse-drawn wagon, whining to the driver -- "Are ve DERE yet?"
| Original Score: 1/4
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Adam Markovitz
Entertainment Weekly
December 4, 2009
A no-stars, no-plot, no-point vampire spoof about a group of coeds studying abroad in a haunted castle, Transylmania boasts the kind of acting and direction usually relegated to the adult section of your local video store.
Full Review | Original Score: F
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Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
December 4, 2009
Lame vampire spoof has no bite.