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Tropic Thunder Quotes

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  • Kirk Lazarus: Man were lost, were super lost!
    ‐ Submitted by Allen H (18 months ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!
    ‐ Submitted by Jake W (23 months ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: You went full retard man, never go full retard.
    ‐ Submitted by CoolCatPat7 B (2 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: I was wrong! Blow the bridge! Blow the fucking bridge!
    ‐ Submitted by Salim I (2 years ago)

  • Alpa Chino: Hell nah, I ain't pee on nat girl. No no listen, here's the story she was in the way when I was peeing she walked past.
    ‐ Submitted by Isaiah H (2 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (3 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: Shut the fuck up & let me do my job!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
    Kevin Sandusky: What?
    Kirk Lazarus: You a dude that don't know what dude he is!
    Tugg Speedman: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is?
    ‐ Submitted by Swayamdeep S (3 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: [to Kirk] Hold my hand Brother...
    Kirk Lazarus: [holds really dodgy looking sleeve without hands that Ben happens to be wearing]
    ‐ Submitted by jade D (3 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: Wake up Hop-Hop!
    ‐ Submitted by Dylan P (3 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (3 years ago)

  • Alpa Chino: But they're trained soldiers.
    Kirk Lazarus: Yes. But we are trained actors.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (3 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: I will massacre you! I will FUCK YOU UP!
    ‐ Submitted by Bronwyn M (3 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
    Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.
    ‐ Submitted by Charlie L (3 years ago)

  • Jeff Portnoy: You grew hands!
    ‐ Submitted by Charlie L (3 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Cover me, limp dick fuck-ups!
    ‐ Submitted by Charlie L (3 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron, to be moronical. To be the dumbest mother fucker who ever lived.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Alpa Chino: Yeah, but those dudes are trained soldiers.
    Kirk Lazarus: Yeah. And we're trained actors motherfucker.
    ‐ Submitted by Noel Joseph B (3 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: This is Less Grossman, who is this?
    Byong: THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!
    Les Grossman: Oh okay, Flaming Dragon, fuck face. First take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
    ‐ Submitted by Noel Joseph B (3 years ago)

  • Four Leaf Tayback: I don't know what kind of gun this is. I only know the sound it makes when it kills a man.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: It's just corn syrup you guys! Blood flavored...corn syrup.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Studio Executive Rob Slolom: You spank that ass, Les!
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: What do you mean, you people?
    Alpa Chino: What do YOU mean, you people?
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Jeff Portnoy: Hey, Alpa. If you get me some drugs I will totally suck your cock. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon man, let's do this!
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Damien Cockburn: This walkie talkie goes to the helicopter, and the helicopter is God. And I am Jesus Christ. And you are my chosen disciples.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Alpa Chino: That's for Brooklyn, motherfucker!
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Rick Peck: You muh-muh-make me hah-pay.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: I will annihilate you! I will fuck you up!
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Cover me, you limp dick fuck-ups!
    ‐ Submitted by Evan H (4 years ago)

  • Rick Peck: It was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan H (4 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: We've been handed an incredible opportunity here...
    Les Grossman: The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider's 'Low' and begins to dance to the beat]
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.
    ‐ Submitted by Pratik C (4 years ago)

  • Jeff Portnoy: Your just because I'm skinny.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Im a land farmer, MOTHA FUCKA!
    ‐ Submitted by Pablo B (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: You went full retard...NEVER go full retard.
    ‐ Submitted by Dan M (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit!
    ‐ Submitted by Sean C (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Man, everybody's gay once in a while.
    ‐ Submitted by Villie Emmanuel S (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: [A Speedman is racing towards the chopper, getting shot repeatedly] SURVIVE!
    ‐ Submitted by Anatasia B (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg after talking to Sandusky] For some reason he smells like bologna.
    ‐ Submitted by Anatasia B (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
    ‐ Submitted by Anatasia B (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, Motherfucker!
    ‐ Submitted by Monsterbator M (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Alpa and I are already wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.
    ‐ Submitted by Sanjay R (4 years ago)

  • Alpa Chino: I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.
    ‐ Submitted by Hossain A (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
    ‐ Submitted by Jordan M (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob I (4 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Cover me, limp dick fuck-ups!
    ‐ Submitted by Stephen M (4 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: That's what that playin' God stuff was about, tryin to get us to act good to save the movie.
    Kirk Lazarus: He ain't playin' God, he's being judged by him.
    ‐ Submitted by RJ H (5 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: Wow. You're a great American. This nation owes you a huge debt. Now shut the fuck up and let me do my job!
    ‐ Submitted by RJ H (5 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: I can't feel my legs.
    Kirk Lazarus: They ain't nothin', but a thang.
    ‐ Submitted by RJ H (5 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] What do you mean, 'you people?'
    Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean, 'you people?'
    Kirk Lazarus: Huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro O (5 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: My farm? Here's my mothafuckin' farm! [pulls out guns and starts firing and whooping]
    Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, mothafucka!
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro O (5 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
    ‐ Submitted by Glenn T (5 years ago)

  • Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
    Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
    Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (5 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (5 years ago)

  • Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Welcome to the goodie room!
    Les Grossman: You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Swinging past ya knees!
    Les Grossman: Big di*k, baby!
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Yep
    Les Grossman: [turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.
    Rick Peck: Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
    Les Grossman: Yes
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Studio Executive Rob Slolom: [dancing along] Right...
    Les Grossman: You play ball. We play ball. I know you want the goodies!
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun! Ask... and you shall receive!
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider's 'Low' and begins to dance to the beat]
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Studio Executive Rob Slolom: We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Rick Peck: I got the TiVo!
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Rick Peck: How's the adoption thing going?
    Tugg Speedman: Not good.
    Rick Peck: At least you get to choose yours. I'm stuck with mine.
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Rick Peck: [about Speedman] They're going to kill him!
    Les Grossman: And we'll weep for him... in the press. Set up a scholarship in his name, eventually, and I'm talkin' way, way down the road, we file an insurance claim.
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. Actually, the claim alone would net us more than the movie would lose.
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Rick Peck: You can't be serious?
    Les Grossman: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up 'sexiest man alive' 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Les Grossman: What do you need, Peck?
    Rick Peck: What do YOU need, Les? Glasses?
    Les Grossman: What?
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Rick Peck: Yo Tuggernuts! It's the Pecker!
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Rick Peck: A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.
    ‐ Submitted by Asif K (5 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: I dont know. Who are you?
    Kirk Lazarus: Me? I know who I am! I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude. You don't know what dude you are!?
    ‐ Submitted by Zantiago M (5 years ago)

  • Tugg Speedman: Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Cody: I need some dudes up here that speak American, God damn it. He's making a fucking sweater back here. I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungles nuts.
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan R (5 years ago)