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Tropic Thunder Quotes

  • Kirk Lazarus: Man were lost, were super lost!


  • Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!


  • Kirk Lazarus: You went full retard man, never go full retard.


  • Tugg Speedman: I was wrong! Blow the bridge! Blow the fucking bridge!


  • Alpa Chino: Hell nah, I ain't pee on nat girl. No no listen, here's the story she was in the way when I was peeing she walked past.


  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.


  • Les Grossman: Shut the fuck up & let me do my job!


  • Kirk Lazarus: Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
    Kevin Sandusky: What?
    Kirk Lazarus: You a dude that don't know what dude he is!
    Tugg Speedman: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is..
    Tugg Speedman: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is?


  • Tugg Speedman: (To Kirk) Hold my hand Brother...
    Tugg Speedman: [to Kirk] Hold my hand Brother...
    Kirk Lazarus: (Holds really dodgy looking sleeve without hands that Ben happens to be wearing)
    Kirk Lazarus: [holds really dodgy looking sleeve without hands that Ben happens to be wearing]


  • Tugg Speedman: Wake up Hop Hop!
    Tugg Speedman: Wake up Hop-Hop!


  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't drop character 'til I've done the DVD commentary
    Kirk Lazarus: Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.


  • Alpa Chino: But they're trained soldiers.
    Kirk Lazarus: Yes. But we are trained actors.


  • Les Grossman: I will massacre you! I will FUCK YOU UP!


  • Tugg Speedman: Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit! Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.
    Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
    Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.


  • Jeff Portnoy: You grew hands!


  • Kirk Lazarus: Cover me, limp dick fuck-ups!


  • Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron, to be moronical. To be the dumbest mother fucker who ever lived.


  • Alpa Chino: Yeah, but those dudes are trained soldiers.
    Kirk Lazarus: Yeah. And we're trained actors motherfucker.


  • Les Grossman: This is Less Grossman, who is this?
    Byong: THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!
    Les Grossman: Oh okay, Flaming Dragon, fuck face. First take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!


  • Four Leaf Tayback: I don't know what kind of gun this is. I only know the sound it makes when it kills a man.


  • Tugg Speedman: It's just corn syrup you guys! Blood flavored...corn syrup.


  • Studio Executive Rob Slolom: You spank that ass, Les!


  • Kirk Lazarus: Never go full retard.


  • Kirk Lazarus: What do you mean, you people?
    Alpa Chino: What do YOU mean, you people?


  • Jeff Portnoy: Hey, Alpa. If you get me some drugs I will totally suck your cock. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon man, let's do this!


  • Damien Cockburn: This walkie talkie goes to the helicopter, and the helicopter is God. And I am Jesus Christ. And you are my chosen disciples.


  • Alpa Chino: That's for Brooklyn, motherfucker!


  • Rick Peck: You muh-muh-make me hah-pay.


  • Les Grossman: I will annihilate you! I will fuck you up!


  • Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!


  • Kirk Lazarus: Cover me, you limp dick fuck-ups!


  • Rick Peck: It was like pistol whipping a blind kid.


  • Les Grossman: speedman is a dying star a white dwarf heading for a black role thats physics its inveditible
    Les Grossman: Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: weve been handed an incredible oppurtunity here beck
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: We've been handed an incredible opportunity here...
    Les Grossman: the universe...is talking to us right now you just gotta listen see this is the good part pecker this is when the job gets fun ask and you shall recieve
    Les Grossman: The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider's 'Low' and begins to dance to the beat]
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: right...
    Les Grossman: you play ball ...we play ball i knoowwwwww...you want the goodies
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: welcome to the goodie room
    Les Grossman: you paying attention im talking...g5 pecker thats how you can roll no more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boys oh yeah playa...big dick playa
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: swinging past your knees


  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script, script reads me
    Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.


  • Jeff Portnoy: your just because i'm skinny
    Jeff Portnoy: Your just because I'm skinny.


  • Kirk Lazarus: Im a land farmer, MOTHA FUCKA!
    Kirk Lazarus: Im a lead farmer, MOTHA FUCKA!


  • Kirk Lazarus: You went full retard.....NEVER go full retard.
    Kirk Lazarus: You went full retard...NEVER go full retard.


  • Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit!!
    Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit!


  • Kirk Lazarus: "Man, everybody's gay once in a while."
    Kirk Lazarus: Man, everybody's gay once in a while.


  • Kirk Lazarus: A Speedman is racing towards the chopper, getting shot repeatedly...."SURVIVE!"
    Kirk Lazarus: [A Speedman is racing towards the chopper, getting shot repeatedly] SURVIVE!


  • Kirk Lazarus: To Tugg after talking to Sandusky......"For some reason he smells like bologna".
    Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg after talking to Sandusky] For some reason he smells like bologna.


  • Kirk Lazarus: Im the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
    Kirk Lazarus: I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!


  • Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, Motherfucker!


  • Kirk Lazarus: Alpa and I is already wearin' Earth mama's natural night camo.
    Kirk Lazarus: Alpa and I are already wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.


  • Alpa Chino: I'm sorry your dingo aint your baby!!
    Alpa Chino: I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.


  • Kirk Lazarus: I'm just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude
    Kirk Lazarus: I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!


  • Kirk Lazarus: never go full retard
    Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.


  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.


  • Kirk Lazarus: Cover me you limp-dick fuckups
    Kirk Lazarus: Cover me, limp dick fuck-ups!


  • Tugg Speedman: That's what that playin' God stuff was about, tryin to get us to act good to save the movie.
    Kirk Lazarus: He ain't playin' God, he's being judged by him.


  • Les Grossman: Les Grossman [ to Four Leaf ] : You're a Great American, This Nation Owes you a huge debt....[ angrily ] Now Shut The Fuck Up and let me do my job!!!!!!
    Les Grossman: Wow. You're a great American. This nation owes you a huge debt. Now shut the fuck up and let me do my job!


  • Kirk Lazarus: Tugg Speedman: I can't feel my legs.... Kirk Lazarus: They ain't nothin', but a thang
    Tugg Speedman: I can't feel my legs.
    Kirk Lazarus: They ain't nothin', but a thang.


  • Tugg Speedman: What is with you people?!
    Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] What do you mean, 'you people?'
    Kirk Lazarus: Huh?! What do you mean, "you people?"
    Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean, 'you people?'
    Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean, "you people?"
    Kirk Lazarus: Huh?
    Kirk Lazarus: Huh?!


  • Kirk Lazarus: My farm? Here's my motherfucking farm! I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!
    Kirk Lazarus: My farm? Here's my mothafuckin' farm! [pulls out guns and starts firing and whooping]
    Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, mothafucka!


  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't get out of character until I do the DVD commentary.
    Kirk Lazarus: Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.


  • Jeff Portnoy: Hey, Alpa, if you let me go right now, I will totally suck your dick. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon baby, let's get this over with!
    Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
    Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
    Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.


  • Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!
    Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.


  • Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Welcome to the goodie room!
    Les Grossman: You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Swinging past ya knees!
    Les Grossman: Big di*k, baby!
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Yep
    Les Grossman: [turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.
    Rick Peck: Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
    Les Grossman: Yes


  • Studio Executive Rob Slolom: [dancing along] Right...
    Les Grossman: You play ball... we play ball. I knoowwww... you want the goodies!
    Les Grossman: You play ball. We play ball. I know you want the goodies!


  • Les Grossman: See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun! Ask... and you shall receive!


  • Les Grossman: The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider's "Low" and begins to dance to the beat]
    Les Grossman: The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider's 'Low' and begins to dance to the beat]


  • Studio Executive Rob Slolom: We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.


  • Les Grossman: Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.


  • Rick Peck: I got the TiVo!


  • Rick Peck: How's the adoption thing going?
    Tugg Speedman: Not good.
    Rick Peck: At least you get to choose yours. I'm stuck with mine.


  • Rick Peck: [about Speedman] They're going to kill him!
    Les Grossman: And we'll weep for him... in the press, set up a scholarship in his name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim.
    Les Grossman: And we'll weep for him... in the press. Set up a scholarship in his name, eventually, and I'm talkin' way, way down the road, we file an insurance claim.
    Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. Actually, the claim alone would net us more than the movie would lose.


  • Rick Peck: You can't be serious?
    Les Grossman: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?
    Les Grossman: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up 'sexiest man alive' 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?


  • Les Grossman: What do you need, Peck?
    Rick Peck: What do YOU need, Les? Glasses?
    Les Grossman: What?


  • Rick Peck: Yo Tuggernuts! It's the Pecker!


  • Rick Peck: A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!


  • Tugg Speedman: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.


  • Tugg Speedman: I dont know. who are you?
    Tugg Speedman: I dont know. Who are you?
    Kirk Lazarus: Me?, i know who i am!. i'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude. You don't know what dude you are!.
    Kirk Lazarus: Me? I know who I am! I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude. You don't know what dude you are!?


  • Tugg Speedman: Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!


  • Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.


  • Cody: I need some dudes up here that speak American, God damn it. He's making a fucking sweater back here. I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungles nuts.


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