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  • Tucker: (After another kid dies) You kids have to be more careful!
    Tucker: You kids have to be more careful!


  • Tucker: (To college kids) It's a lovely say for a run, isn't it?
    Tucker: It's a lovely day for a run, isn't it?


  • Dale: They cut off his bowling fingers...


  • Tucker: I think he's gonna walk it off.


  • Dale: If you kill my dog I'm gonna.. I'm gonna be really mad!


  • Tucker: "we've had a doooosey ofa day!!!!"
    Tucker: We've had a doooosey ofa day!


  • Tucker: (to Dale)When you see a college girl prancing around half naked, you do not call out my name!
    Tucker: [to Dale] When you see a college girl prancing around half naked, you do not call out my name!


  • Tucker: (His face frozen in pain from countless bee stings, calling out) Colleggge kids!
    Tucker: [his face frozen in pain from countless bee stings, calling out] College kids!


  • Dale: Bring it frat bitch
    Dale: Bring it frat bitch.


  • Dale: Your a good looking guy...more or less
    Dale: Your a good looking guy...more or less.


  • Dale: They chopped off his bowling fingers!


  • Jason: (after hatchet flies by him) What are you doing, man?! That's my whole face!
    Jason: [after hatchet flies by him] What are you doing, man?! That's my whole face!


  • Tucker: They chopped off his bowling fingers!!!
    Tucker: They chopped off his bowling fingers!


  • Tucker: Tucker: It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened and what looks like what happened...is purdy nasty!
    Tucker: It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened and what looks like what happened...is purdy nasty!


  • Tucker: I'll bring the finger sandwiches
    Tucker: I'll bring the finger sandwiches.


  • Tucker: Do your friends take medication?


  • Dale: I should have known, a guy like me, talking to a girl like you, it would end at somebody being dead
    Dale: I should have known, a guy like me, talking to a girl like you, it would end at somebody being dead.


  • Tucker: "Alright, I know what this is."
    Tucker: This is a suicide pact!
    Dale: "What?"
    Tucker: These kids are coming out here and killing themselves all over the woods!
    Tucker: "This is a suicide pact!"
    Dale: Oh my God that makes so much sense!
    Dale: "It's a what?"
    Tucker: We've got to hide all of the sharp objects!
    Tucker: "These kids are coming out here and killing themselves all over the woods!"
    Dale: "Oh my God that makes so much sense!"
    Tucker: "We've got to hide all of the sharp objects!"


  • Tucker: "We've had a doozy of a day officer. There we we're mindin our own business. Makin some improvements to our new vacation home. When all the sudden these kids start killin themselves all over my property. Now, I don't know about how much experience you've had with this kind of thing but me and Dale here, well, we ain't had any."
    Tucker: We've had a doozy of a day officer. There we we're mindin our own business. Makin some improvements to our new vacation home. When all the sudden these kids start killin themselves all over my property. Now, I don't know about how much experience you've had with this kind of thing but me and Dale here, well, we ain't had any.


  • Tucker: Stop Drop and Roll!!!
    Tucker: Stop drop and roll!
    Tucker: Stop drop, and roll!


  • Dale: Hey how about I help you and pull those stingers out of your face?


  • Dale: Tuck what happened to your face?
    Dale: Tuck, what happened to your face?
    Tucker: I sawed into a bee's nest.
    Dale: Pshhh. Why?


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