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  • Flora Fauna: Who's that?
    Synonamess Botch: Oh, that's just Scuzzbopper. He's nothing. A writer.


  • Synonamess Botch: Here, this oughta make you puke. The Royal Bat Head Collection. Every bat head had a bat body attatched to it... just CHOP-EM-OFF CHOP-EM-OFF CHOP-EM-OFF! Just chop 'em off and nail 'em to the wall. Ain't that something? Here's one that's got a smile.


  • Synonamess Botch: (:fart:) Uhn, an explosion! (:fart:) Nah, it's just gas.
    Synonamess Botch: [fart] Uhn, an explosion! [fart] Nah, it's just gas.


  • Synonamess Botch: (after firing a deadly volley of cannons at Ralph and Mumford) ... you guys okay? Okay, hold still this time... (continues firing)
    Synonamess Botch: [after firing a deadly volley of cannons at Ralph and Mumford] You guys okay? Okay, hold still this time... [continues firing]


  • Chief of Stage: Someday, I going to have learn to read... and then write... and tie my shoe... and button my fly.


  • Synonamess Botch: I just wanna say a few things to you scumbags before you deliver those nightmares. Now I know that some of you have girlfriends and old ladies and all that kinda crap. And you probably expect to get into their feathers tonight. Well lemme just say... TOUGH ****! And for you ****offs who think you can hang around here on your fat ***es, I have one thing to say to you... GO SUCK AN EGG! So let's get out there, and kick some butts! Okay slimeballs, off yer keysters. GET GOING! Gung ho! I wanna smell your wind!


  • Synonamess Botch: The stage is set!
    Flora Fauna: I'm ready.
    Synonamess Botch: The time is right!
    Flora Fauna: I'm ready!
    Synonamess Botch: Break a leg!
    Flora Fauna: I'm ready! I'm definitely ready!
    Synonamess Botch: Break both arms! Break your head! Break your neck! Break your back!
    Flora Fauna: Actually I'm not quite that ready...


  • Flora Fauna: You're all short and bent.
    Greensleeves: I'm all short and bent.
    Flora Fauna: What happened to Uncle Greenie, the tall dashing hero?
    Greensleeves: He got short and bent. But he's nevertheless glad to see ya, darlin'! Give us a kiss!
    Greensleeves: He got short and bent. But he's nevertheless glad to see ya, darlin'! Give us a kiss!
    Rod Rescueman/Scuzzbopper: ............... I should get short and bent.
    Rod Rescueman/Scuzzbopper: I should get short and bent.


  • Flora Fauna: Uncle Greenie... is that you?
    Greensleeves: WELL IT AIN'T THE QUEEN!


  • Flora Fauna: This is really... Something!


  • Synonamess Botch: I know the way! I know the way! !'borg! These Poophead Dirtbags will do it, they'll get me the spring and Din will be mine!
    Rod Rescueman/Scuzzbopper: Just a minute, boss! I'm trying to finish the page!
    Synonamess Botch: Right! You finish the page, and I'll have Rudy and his friends finish you.
    Rod Rescueman/Scuzzbopper: Rod Rescueman!!
    Rod Rescueman/Scuzzbopper: Kiss me, it's the rules!
    Judges: Here'ye! Here'ye! The High Court of Frivoli is now in session, Ralph the All Purpose Animal and Mumford the no purpose nothing, how do you plead?


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