One woman decides it's time to get to the bottom of her problems with men -- and does so in the worst possible way -- in this independent romantic comedy. Melissa (Sarah Lindsay Hall) has a long and depressing history of spending her birthday alone, but she's decided this year will be different as she's going to enjoy her big day with her boyfriend JT (Trevor Downie). However, her plans change when she stops by JT's place to find him having sex with a blonde bimbo. Understandably upset, Melissa goes out drinking with her best friends Anna (Kay Stoll) and Todd (Mark R. Gerson), and after an unfortunate run in with a bartender she once hooked up with, Melissa has a brainstorm -- she's going to find and confront all her former boyfriends and one-night-stands and have it out with each of them. Anna and Todd realize just how bad this idea is, but Melissa can't be stopped, so they tag along -- partly to protect her, and partly to watch as the train wreck slowly happens. #Two Million Stupid Women was the first feature film from director Jamie Neese.