Two Moon Junction (1988)

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As a young and wealthy Southern belle readies for her wedding day, she is taken with a carnival worker who is briefly in town and they dive into a steamy affair--which prompts her grandmother to take crafty and quick action. The title refers to the place they rendezvous the night before her wedding. This soft-core tale contains nudity, violence and profanity.

Rating: R (adult situations/language, nudity, sex)
Genre: Drama, Romance, Comedy, Cult Movies
Directed By:
Written By: Zalman King
In Theaters:
On DVD: Apr 18, 2000
Runtime:
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment

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Cast


as Sheriff Earl Hawkins

as Patti-Jean

as Chad Douglas Fairchi...

as Delilah

as Sen. Delongpre

as Mrs. Delongpre

as Black Club Singer

as Perry's Dog

as Carolee

as Carny Vendor

as Teenage Girl

as Motel Maid

as Ball MC

as Motel Maid
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Critic Reviews for Two Moon Junction

All Critics (11) | Top Critics (5)

Full Review… | January 1, 2000
Chicago Sun-Times
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Variety
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Full Review… | June 24, 2006
Time Out
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Full Review… | May 21, 2003
New York Times
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Full Review… | January 1, 2000
Washington Post
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Overwrought soft-porn melodrama.

Full Review… | June 15, 2015
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Audience Reviews for Two Moon Junction

Wow. Two Moon Junction has to be the Citizen Kane of Skinemax films. There's a tiny little plot packed between sequences of lustful actions to an alto sax. I didn't expect much and got just that.

Here's the plot. Are you ready for this. I'm just going to go ahead and say "I'm not bullshitting you" because it's going to have to be done anyway, so we might as well get it out of the way early. The "plot" (snicker) is that a Southern belle (the girl that wants the girl that's pretending to be a guy in Just One of the Guys) is engaged, but suddenly decides to start having sex with a carnie (the dad from Kindergarten Cop or, for those of you playing the home game, Buddy Revell in 3 O'Clock High). From there the film is basically the two having sex, followed by the Carnie treating her like garbage, followed by her showing back up for sex. This is repeated over and over again until the Southern belle's grandmother (Nurse Ratched) decides that this is all bullshit and calls Sheriff Burl Ives (!) to take care of the problem. That's right, BURL IVES!!!

So the movie is garbage. We all know that and I don't have to go into it any further. The one thing I want to throw out there is Louise Fletcher. I know I gave Cuba Gooding, Jr. a lot of crap about winning the Oscar and then flushing his career directly into the toilet, but after seeing this piece of shit I believe that Louis Fletcher is hands down the queen of career flushing. She winds the Oscar for Cuckoo's Nest and follows that one up with Exorcist II: The Heretic. If you go back in the archives you can see what a great movie that was. So after a decade of crap she decides to do this work... AND IT'S DIRECT TO VIDEO SEQUEL! If she's that strapped for cash we need to start a collection for this woman. I eagerly await the day when she stars in a film with Cuba Gooding, Jr. Hold on a minute and let me check...................................... nope, just some Oscar telecasts (now that's ironic). Nope, Marisa Tomei doesn't work either.

In closing: Two Moon Junction, while being a title that is mildly suggestive, sucks. But at least Burl Ives is in it.

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Chris Garman

Super Reviewer

½

A classic example of the Zalman King recipe at work: glitzy camerawork, camp performances, blatant Freudian symbolism and just enough plot to reassure viewers they are not watching out-and-out porn. Watch for young Milla Jovovich who appears in this erotic film.

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Dean McKenna

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Loved it! A great film of Zalman King's.

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Leo L

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