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  • Mike Chadway: Well, you better start. Because if you don't wanna have sex with you, why the hell would Colin?


  • Abby Richter: He loves red wine, picnics, classical music...
    Mike Chadway: This is a guy in America? Right? I mean, you're not calling from Europe or something?
    Abby Richter: He loves dogs, but he's more of a cat person. He never gets up before you on a Sunday morning.
    Mike Chadway: Wait a second, I get it. You're a lesbian!


  • Mike Chadway: So you wanna win a man over,you don't need 10 steps, you need one, and it's called a blowjob. And don't forget to....
    Mike Chadway: So you wanna win a man over, you don't need 10 steps, you need one, and it's called a blowjob. And don't forget to....


  • Mike Chadway: Rule #4: Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care.


  • Mike Chadway: You know how to flirt. "Oh, my name's Abby and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so.
    Mike Chadway: You know how to flirt. 'Oh, my name's Abby and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics.' I don't think so.


  • Mike Chadway: You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.


  • Mike Chadway: Men like something to grab on, other than your ass.


  • Mike Chadway: Rule #3, men are very visual. We have to change your look.
    Abby Richter: What's wrong with my look?
    Mike Chadway: Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you're completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency!
    Abby Richter: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
    Mike Chadway: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.


  • Mike Chadway: The truth is never pretty
    Mike Chadway: The truth is never pretty.


  • Abby Richter: My cat stepped on the remote.


  • Colin: You look great!
    Abby Richter: Oh, just doing the dishes.


  • Colin: You look great!
    Abby Richter: Oh, just doing the dishes.


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