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UHF Quotes

  • Joe Earley: Is my face red? Oh, this almost NEVER happens!
    Joe Earley: Is my face red? Oh, this almost never happens!
    Joe Earley: Is my face red?


  • Gandhi: Gimme a steak. Medium rare.


  • Stanley Spadowski: I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange.
    Stanley Spadowski: Ok, now I'm thinkin' of something blue. Something bluuuuuue.


  • Stanley Spadowski: toy inside toy inside
    Stanley Spadowski: Free toy inside!


  • Raul Hernandez: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!


  • Stanley Spadowski: Your a lucky one boy. You get to drink...from the FIREHOSE!
    Stanley Spadowski: Your a lucky one boy. You get to drink... from the FIREHOSE!


  • Kuni: You win nothing! STUPID!


  • Kuni: Ahhh, red snapper. mmm very tastey.
    Kuni: Ahhh, red snapper. Mmm very tastey.


  • Kuni: Supplies!


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