Uncle Buck Quotes

  • Miles Russell: Who are you?
    Uncle Buck Russell: I'm your uncle?


  • Uncle Buck Russell: (showing his axe to Bug) Here it is, come on over I wanna show it to ya. Maybe later? Okay.
    Uncle Buck Russell: Here it is, come on over I wanna show it to ya. Maybe later? Okay.


  • Uncle Buck Russell: I don't think I wanna know a 6-year-old who isn't a dreamer or a silly heart, and I sure don't wanna know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree! I don't even have a job! But I know a good kid when I see one! because they're all good kids, until dried-up, brain-dead skaggs like you, drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece! or any other kid in this school and I hear about it, I'm comin lookin for you. take this quarter. Go down town, and have a rat naw that thing off your face! good day to you madam.


  • Miles Russell: [to his friends after pulling out horrible food Uncle Buck prepared for him] Would you like to talk about a possible lunch trade?


  • Uncle Buck Russell: "Get in your mouse, and get out of here."
    Uncle Buck Russell: Get in your mouse, and get out of here.


  • Uncle Buck Russell: "You should see the toast, I couldn't even get it through the door"
    Uncle Buck Russell: You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door.


  • Tia Russell: Hey, Mom. Next time you take off in the middle of the night, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house?


  • Uncle Buck Russell: Oh boy, those kids. I haven't seen those kids in a while. Tia's gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They're uh... Larry and... uh... Larry and, uh... Uh... Betsy. Betsy, uh... Jennifer. Jennifer. Larry and Jennifer. Oh boy.


  • Uncle Buck Russell: into the phone] Hey, Bobby we should really get together sometime. I haven't been over at the new house since you moved. By the way, I want to apologize for last year at your old house... about those bushes. I had no idea they all would catch on fire like that. You were right. I should never have put the barbeque grill that close.
    Uncle Buck Russell: [into the phone] Hey, Bobby we should really get together sometime. I haven't been over at the new house since you moved. By the way, I want to apologize for last year at your old house... about those bushes. I had no idea they all would catch on fire like that. You were right. I should never have put the barbeque grill that close.


  • Uncle Buck Russell: Heres a quarter buy a rat chew that thing off your face!


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