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  • Young Ellie: This is an exclusive club. Only explorers can get in here, not just some kid on the street with a helmet and a pair of goggles. You think you got what it takes? Well, do ya?!
    Young Carl: I--
    Young Ellie: Alright, you're in.


  • Russell: hi


  • Russell: [reading from the Wilderness Explorer handbook] Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a Wilderness Explorer in tribe 54, sweat lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: I could help you cross the street!
    Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
    Russell: I could help you cross.. your... porch?
    Russell: Well, I gotta help you cross something.


  • Dug: Squirrel!


  • Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!


  • Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!


  • Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree an


  • Carl Fredricksen: [woke up]
    Russell: Uh, I thought you were dead.


  • Russell: Hey, that one looks like a turtle! Look at that one! That one looks like a dog! AAH!!! It is a dog!
    Russell: Hey, that one looks like a turtle! Look at that one! That one looks like a dog! Ahh! It is a dog!


  • Russell: Well, i gotta help you cross something...


  • Russell: can I come in sir?
    Russell: Can I come in sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No! (serious and straight forward, closes door, a second passes) ok come in
    Carl Fredricksen: No! [serious and straight forward, closes door, a second passes] Okay come in.


  • Russell: Can we keep him, please?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: But it's a TALKING DOG!


  • Carl Fredricksen: So long boys! I'll send you a post card from Paradise Falls...
    Carl Fredricksen: So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard from Paradise Falls!


  • Carl Fredricksen: So long boys! I'll send you a post card from Paradise Falls...


  • Russell: (after Carl opened his front door) Good afternoon, my name is Russell. I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12 , are you in any need of assistance today sir?
    Russell: [after Carl opened his front door] Good afternoon, my name is Russell. I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12, are you in any need of assistance today sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.


  • Charles Muntz: comon fredrickson spit it out
    Charles Muntz: Come on Fredricksen spit it out.
    Carl Fredricksen: (fredrickson spits false teeth at charles muntz)
    Carl Fredricksen: [Fredricksen spits false teeth at Charles Muntz]


  • Charles Muntz: comon fredrickson spit it out
    Carl Fredricksen: (fredrickson spits false teeth at charles muntz)


  • Charles Muntz: comon fredrickson spit it out
    Carl Fredricksen: (fredrickson spits false teeth at charles muntz)


  • Russell: kevin is a girl?!


  • Carl Fredricksen: It's just a house.


  • Carl Fredricksen: hey! you in the suit! yes you! take a bath hippie!
    Construction Foreman Tom: I am not with him!!


  • Russell: I found the snipe!


  • Dug: I can smell you!
    Carl Fredricksen: You can smell me?


  • Dug: HI MY? NAME IS DOUG I HAVE JUST MET YOU AND I LOVE YOU.
    Dug: Hi There! My name is Doug. I have just met you, and I love you.
    Dug / Alpha: Hi There! My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.


  • Russell: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: I can help you cross the street.
    Russell: I can help you cross your porch?


  • Carl Fredricksen: Look, why don't we play a game I know? Whoever is quietest for the longest time wins.
    Russell: Oh great! My mom loves that game!


  • Russell: I found the snipe!
    Carl Fredricksen: Oh, did you?
    Russell: Are they tall?
    Carl Fredricksen: Oh, yes. They are very tall.
    Russell: Do they have a lot of colors?
    Carl Fredricksen: They do, indeed.
    Russell: Do they like chocolate?
    Carl Fredricksen: Oh, yeah... chocolate? (stares at Kevin) Aagh! What is that thing?
    Carl Fredricksen: Oh, yeah... chocolate? [stares at Kevin] Aagh! What is that thing?
    Russell: It's a snipe!


  • Carl Fredricksen: So long, boys!


  • Carl Fredricksen: Gah.


  • Dug: Won´t you please be my prisoner, please, please!
    Dug: Won't you please be my prisoner, please, please!


  • Russell: I can help you cross street.
    Carl Fredricksen: no.
    Russell: I can help you cross the yard?
    Russell: I can help you cross the..-
    Carl Fredricksen: (slammed the door)
    Charles Muntz: aow.


  • Russell: Please let me in, sir.
    Carl Fredricksen: No. (shuts door)
    Carl Fredricksen: No. [shuts door]
    Carl Fredricksen: (opens door) Oh, alright.
    Carl Fredricksen: [opens door] Oh, alright.


  • Carl Fredricksen: Tell your boss he can *have* my house.
    Construction Foreman Tom: Really?
    Carl Fredricksen: Yeah. When I'm dead!


  • Russell: With this we'll never be lost! [Falls out the window]
    Russell: With this we'll never be lost! [falls out the window]


  • Russell: CAW CAW RAWR! CAW CAW RAWR!


  • Dug: Squirrel!


  • Dug: Hey, I know a joke, a squirrel walks up to a tree and says: ''I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I'm dead'', It's funny because the squirrel is dead!
    Dug: Hey, I know a joke, a squirrel walks up to a tree and says: 'I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I'm dead', It's funny because the squirrel is dead!


  • Russell: You were talking to a rock. Hey! That one looks like a turtle. And that one looks like a dog!
    Russell: WOAH! It is a dog!
    Carl Fredricksen: We have your dog!
    Russell: We're not allowed to have dogs in my apartment Mr. Fredricksen...hey. I like dogs!
    Carl Fredricksen: I wonder who he belongs to.
    Russell: Sit! Hey look! He's trained! Shake! Uh huh...speak!
    Dug: Hi there.


  • Beta: Scream all you want, Small Mailman.
    Gamma: None of your mailman friends can hear you.


  • Russell: Tents are hard...


  • Charles Muntz: Adventure is out there!


  • Russell: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: I could help you cross the street.
    Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
    Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
    Carl Fredricksen: No! [closes the door on Russell's foot]
    Russell: Ow.


  • Dug: and......POINT
    Dug: ...and POINT.


  • Dug: I hid under your porch because I love you.
    Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.


  • Russell: I love you and.. SQUIRREL!


  • Russell: That one looks like a turtle! And that one looks like a dog!
    Russell: It IS a dog!


  • Dug: She's storing food for her babies.
    Russell: Her Babies!!! Kevin's a girl?!?
    Russell: Her babies!? Kevin's a girl?


  • Russell: Can we keep him, please please pleeease???
    Russell: [Kevin screeches] Can we keep him? Please, please, please?
    Carl Fredricksen: No!
    Russell: But it's a talking DOG!
    Russell: But it's a TALKING DOG!


  • Russell: That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.
    Russell: That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.


  • Alpha: This is alpha calling to dug, come in dug!
    Alpha: [On a communicator on Beta's collar] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.
    Dug: Hey Alpha, hey your voice sounds funny!
    Dug: Hi Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.
    Alpha: I know, I know! Have you seen the bird?


  • Carl Fredricksen: Let's play a game. It's called "See Who Can Be Quiet The Longest."
    Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let's play a game. It's called 'see who can be quiet the longest.'
    Russell: Cool! My Mom loves that game!


  • Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.
    Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.


  • Carl Fredricksen: I think that did the trick.
    Dug: Hi master.
    Carl Fredricksen: Afternoon.


  • Carl Fredricksen: I am nobody's master got it!
    Carl Fredricksen: I am nobody's master, got it?
    Carl Fredricksen: [points at Dug with cane] I don't want you here! [points at Kevin] and I don't want you here!
    Carl Fredricksen: [Points at Dug with cane] I don't want you here!
    Carl Fredricksen: [Points at Kevin] and I don't want you here!


  • Russell: Her babies! Kevin's a girl?


  • Russell: can I tell you a secret?
    Russell: Can I tell you a secret?
    Carl Fredricksen: No.
    Russell: Alright, here it goes
    Russell: Alright, here it goes.


  • Russell: The wilderness must be explored!


  • Alpha: Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?


  • Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.


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