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U.S. SEALs Reviews

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½ June 22, 2008
James is the all-american hero
½ May 15, 2008
You got love a movie where the only good guy to die in the movie is the black guy with the wife and kids....Bad movie, with some hilariously bad acting.
½ January 20, 2008
I can't believe this wasn't some sort of comedy. I haven't seen anything like this carbage before.
½ January 11, 2008
Aivan käsittämätön.
½ November 24, 2007
One of the lowest rated movies of all time but it still has some very funny moments. (That evil guy in the end?!? LOL.) In fact, it's so bad it's almost good.
November 9, 2007
This movie is bad. In fact it's so bad, I couldn't give it the lowest rating because it's actually almost funny to watch.
November 3, 2007
This movie suck so bad it is good, we had great fun watching this, especially the part where they are stuck between 2 trains killing 100 people with just 2 guns and no reloads :P very amusing.
September 21, 2007
well yeah.. it has it moments, not many, maybe few, not maybe even that much.
½ June 18, 2007
This is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's like whoever made this movie knows nothing about the military at all. The story is basically one SEAL's wife gets killed so they invade Albania so he can get revenge. It starts off with some Navy SEALs attacking a pirated oil rig all carrying SOVIET weapons. The black SEAL gets killed straight away and is the only good guy to die.
They use the same stock footage of a helicopter at least three different times.
Later in the movie one SEAL charges straight at a pill box and places a grenade in it without getting shot. Another SEAL no-look tosses a grenade over his shoulder and it goes through the slit in the pill box.
The pirates all have automatic weapons and the SEALs use only handguns. They fire hundreds and hundreds of bullets and never reload ONCE in the entire movie.
There's a whole scene where a car just drives off a ramp and explodes in mid-air for no reason.
If there's an explosion near a good guy. They run right through the blast and come out no uglier than when they went in. If there's an explosion within 30 feet of a bad guy it's enough to launch him off his feet at least ten yards.
Just when the SEALs appear to be trapped by the advancing army, oh how convenient! There's a truck hanging from a crane right above them. Bust off a hip shot with your handgun and snap the wire so the truck falls on them and then EXPLODES for no reason.
And to top it all off at the end of this terrible movie the SEAL's stupid son looks right at the camera when he delivers his lines.
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