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Valentine Reviews

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October 21, 2002
I'm not a big fan of horror films, but as they go this isn't a bad one.
February 14, 2002
As run-of-the-mill slasher movies go, one of the best to hit screens since the post-Scream boom.
Full Review | Original Score: short
March 18, 2001
A modern-day slasher pic that is a step above most in the genre.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
February 13, 2001
I had fun anyway.
February 5, 2001
Succeeds on its own modest terms, and the plot doesn't fall apart under credit-roll pondering.
February 5, 2001
A smart, stylish horror picture that offers a fresh twist on the ever-reliable revenge theme and affords a raft of talented young actors solid roles that show them to advantage.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
February 15, 2012
A singularly direct and unchallenging example of the latter-day slasher film, made to a template that was starting to show its age every bit of 20 years before the movie premiered.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
September 7, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: D
January 1, 2011
Poorly made and just stupid.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 29, 2009
A bland whodunit slasher film starring a bunch of nineties relics...
August 7, 2008
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
July 25, 2007
Yet another one of those films that Scream was supposed to have buried but instead resurrected.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
February 28, 2007
The contradictory sexual politics in this lightweight slasher suggest that at some point it was meant to satirize the traditional mores of the self-satisfied female characters.
November 7, 2003
It doesn't have those scare-the-sh*t out of you moments, and if it doesn't have any of those, what's the point?
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
August 1, 2003
Scary horror flicks went out with the emergence of the self-referential horror movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
June 20, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
April 25, 2003
In the new teen slasher flick Valentine, a public-school nerd, now grown up, seeks to systematically murder all the girls who wouldn't dance with him at the Grade 6 Valentine's dance. Or maybe that's not what happens. It ís hard to tell.
Read More | Original Score: 0/4
April 21, 2003
The essential daftness isn't helped by the stars, who play it straight when they should have gone for laughs.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
December 8, 2002
Porno actresses are smarter than this crew!
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
June 19, 2002
A cheesy horror flick that doesn't take itself too seriously.
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