Valley Girl Reviews

May 21, 2020
The movie is just as slick as the lifestyle it supposedly mocks.
May 14, 2020
By the end, even a fan of the original may feel dread instead of glee at the rise of synth on the soundtrack, announcing yet another interminable musical number.
May 12, 2020
This movie hurts my heart, and not in a good way... This just made me cringe a lot.
May 11, 2020
Valley Girl is an '80s artifact that either should have been given a more interesting makeover or been left untouched in the dustbin of the decade that spawned it.
May 8, 2020
There are two key additions to the narrative this time around, both fairly disastrous.
May 8, 2020
A totally bitchin' guilty pleasure.
May 8, 2020
An affection for the original is certainly not a requirement for enjoying this new "Valley Girl," which finds plenty of appeal in a classic love story template and a litany of '80s hits to keep the energy up.
May 8, 2020
A slickly produced but rather soulless movie whose only off-formula surprises come in finding slightly different solutions to aspects of the earlier film.
May 8, 2020
Even though I can't recommend the musical reboot of the beloved 1983 teen romantic comedy "Valley Girl" because it's basically terrible, a part of me wants you to see it for the cheesy camp silliness of it all.
May 8, 2020
The new "Valley Girl" never fully finds its own tune, making it less a spirited cover version interpretation and more an of an unconvincing karaoke imitation.
May 8, 2020
Nostalgia might be the movie's melody, but it sings sweetly in the key of irony.