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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant Quotes

  • Darren Shan: Can I, like, turn into a bat and stuff?
    Larten Crepsley: No. That's bullshit.


  • Evra the Snake Boy: *whispers/chuckles* You're like Crepsley's bitch now.
    Evra the Snake Boy: [whispers/chuckles] You're like Crepsley's bitch now.


  • Larten Crepsley: I will not make you a vampire.You must forget about it.Go home and get on with your life.
    Steve: No! I won't forget! I'll get you for this, I don't care how long it takes.One day, Vur Horston, I'll track you down and kill you for rejecting me!
    Steve: No! I won't forget! I'll get you for this, I don't care how long it takes. One day, Vur Horston, I'll track you down and kill you for rejecting me!


  • Larten Crepsley: Don't use your fist. You have something better. Use your fingernails. Like this. (Slashes the tree).
    Darren Shan: (Darren tries) Aw. I think I broke a nail.


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