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  • Becca: I know what you are.
    Edward: I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Say it.
    Becca: The Jonas Brothers!


  • Edward: Just the sound of your breathing is the greatest gift you can give me...(Fart noise from bella causes Edward to franticly waft around his nose and fall backwards through the window)
    Edward: Just the sound of your breathing is the greatest gift you can give me... [fart noise from bella causes Edward to franticly waft around his nose and fall backwards through the window]


  • Becca: a chihuaha, seriously?!
    Becca: A chihuaha, seriously?
    Jacob: yeah, im new to this thing
    Jacob: Yeah, I'm new to this thing.


  • Jacob: Cat!


  • Becca: Um... do I smell?
    Becca: Um, do I smell?
    Edward: Yeah, like tunafish.
    Becca: [Holds up sandwhich] Lunch...


  • Jacob: Becca, will you go- (Becca revvs motorbike)
    Jacob: Becca, will you go? [Becca revvs motorbike]
    Becca: Sorry, Jacob, I can't hear you.
    Jacob: Maybe if you stop revving the bike every time I try to ask, you'd hear me. Becca, will you go... (Truck drives past and honks horn loudly) Aw, come on!
    Jacob: Maybe if you stop revving the bike every time I try to ask, you'd hear me. Becca, will you go... [Truck drives past and honks horn loudly] Aw, come on!


  • Edward: i found someone just as freaky (lady gaga apears) to freaky?
    Edward: I've finally found someone as freaky as me. Alice, [Camera pans to crazily-dress woman dancing in back] Lady Gaga?
    Edward: What? Too freaky?


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