Vampires Suck Reviews

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October 15, 2010
So many accurate puns could be made about the title of this film that it hardly seems worth bothering.
October 15, 2010
They don't suck as much as lame-brain parodists Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
October 14, 2010
It's almost fascinatingly awful, nailing the moony tedium of its target franchise with something close to suicidal exactitude.
October 14, 2010
The last time I heard a film audience in such a state of silence was during Ingmar Bergman's Winter Light.
October 14, 2010
The erratic, barely humorous dialogue here is even more ghastly than your average spoof, while Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's direction is patchy, to say the least.
October 14, 2010
It's marginally sharper than the likes of Meet The Spartans -- yes, that good -- but essentially as tatty as a porn parody, without all the best bits.
October 14, 2010
Every time we see a new Friedberg/Seltzer film we hope maybe they've learned something and put their skills to more creative use. But no, instead we're once again astounded that anyone gives them money to make these unfunny rehashes.
October 13, 2010
A Twilight pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of Scary Movie and Meet The Spartans.
October 13, 2010
A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.
October 13, 2010
The Twilight Saga is an obvious target for parody, but this crude and unfunny movie makes a hash of it.
October 13, 2010
It seems to have brought out the best (well, better) in serial spoof merchants Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, who have never been so focussed in their mickey-taking mash-ups.
October 13, 2010
The specific target of the Twilight movies gives Vampires Suck a little more structure than these films normally have, but this is still a painfully unfunny comedy...
October 10, 2010
Talent borrows, genius steals. Rank idiocy, on the other hand, spoofs.
October 8, 2010
The jokes are hit or miss, though the batting average is slightly better than usual.
September 8, 2010
Tosses off some blunt-force one-liners, coasts on character impersonation, riffs off the originals' plot points, and pretends its cheap imitation of the Saga's mopey, slow scenes are parody. In other words, Vampires Suck bites.
September 2, 2010
Obviously, Vampires Suck is not a good film, but that it's not a complete and total abomination makes the attempt feel like something close to progress for its creators.
September 2, 2010
THE most surprising thing about Vampires Suck is that some parts of it almost work. Almost.
August 30, 2010
A characteristic work of monumentally lazy spoof comedy by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Vampires Suck confirms Idiocracy's prediction of modern man's devolution from humdrum mediocrity to sub-caveman levels of intelligence.
August 28, 2010
You want vampiric satire with actual laughs? Try Mel Brooks' Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Love at First Bite, or even Roman Polanski's The Fearless Vampire Killers. Anything is better than Friedberg and Seltzer's un-comedy.
August 27, 2010
They certainly do here.
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