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Van Helsing Reviews

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May 7, 2004
Far too much of the film feels like drudgery.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
May 26, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
May 13, 2004
Expect big box-office numbers and a merchandising blitz from Van Helsing -- just don't expect a story or any semblance of logic.
| Original Score: 2/4
May 6, 2004
Van Helsing is the worst would-be summer blockbuster since Battlefield Earth.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
May 5, 2004
Pure eye candy, and nothing else.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
May 7, 2004
disjointed action thrillride that resembles what you'd get if you inserted crack cocaine into your PlayStation 2
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
May 4, 2004
The Ugly, The Bad, and The Good... totally in that order.
Full Review | Original Score: C
May 6, 2004
Big, dumb action flick makes the undead, unearthly and unholy look unimpressive, unintelligent and unexciting.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 7, 2004
Churned hot off the assembly line, it's an ugly and disposable piece of ultra-expensive formula product that exists solely to kick-start a new revenue stream.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
May 13, 2004
This is one of the dopiest movies of the year.
May 6, 2004
Little more than a series of not-always-good special effects strung together.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
May 10, 2004
Suspenseless, charmless, and humorless. A hybrid that manages to stitch together only the loosest frameworks of their imagination, creativity, or wit.
May 7, 2004
It may take cattle prods ... to keep most people from walking out of this explosively awful monster mash.
Full Review| Original Score: 1.5/4
May 7, 2004
Van Helsing desecrates the memory of our greatest movie monsters
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
March 31, 2004
Perhaps the loudest summer film of all time, Van Helsing's apt to provide more migraines than nightmares.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
April 2, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
May 6, 2004
This is a massively silly film, silliness on a grand scale, so silly and over-the-top yet simultaneously so emotionally flat and even dull.
Full Review | Original Score: C
May 7, 2004
There's never a dull moment, but there's also never a moment. It never stops. It's a perpetual-motion machine.
May 4, 2004
It looks absolutely amazing, but by the film's middle, we realize it's pretty hollow.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/5
May 7, 2004
It's like celebrating James Joyce with a monster-truck rally.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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