The Velocity of Gary Reviews
September 7, 2011
Full Review
| Original Score: D
November 29, 2009
Never quite develops three-way erotic charge it should have.
Full Review
| Original Score: 2/4
May 26, 2006
Has rough spots but rings emotionally true and paints a vivid picture of New York City's underbelly.
December 6, 2005
Full Review
| Original Score: 3/5
June 29, 2005
Original Score: 1/5
July 6, 2004
Original Score: 1/5
April 11, 2004
...despite their best efforts, none of [the actors] are able to create characters worth caring about.
Full Review
| Original Score: 1.5/4
December 29, 2002
Pretentious garbage
Original Score: 1/5
December 8, 2002
Full Review
| Original Score: 3/5
August 22, 2002
Everything pales next to the spectacle of Hayek barnstorming through this story as if it were her Mildred Pierce.She emotes the way Vesuvius erupts.
Original Score: 1/4
July 30, 2002
Original Score: 2/5
January 1, 2000
An off-putting mix of quirkiness and overweening solemnity, it simply never finds the right tone and only results in shrieking obviousness.
January 1, 2000
Original Score: 2/4
January 1, 2000
Full Review
| Original Score: 7/10
January 1, 2000
Original Score: 54/100
January 1, 2000
Full Review
| Original Score: 1/5
January 1, 2000
Original Score: 1/5
January 1, 2000
In The Velocity of Gary, there is never quite the feeling that these people occupy a real world; their colorful exteriors are like costumes, and inside are simply actors following instructions.
Full Review
| Original Score: 2/4