The Velocity of Gary Reviews

September 7, 2011
November 29, 2009
Never quite develops three-way erotic charge it should have.
June 29, 2005
July 6, 2004
April 11, 2004
...despite their best efforts, none of [the actors] are able to create characters worth caring about.
December 29, 2002
Pretentious garbage
August 22, 2002
Everything pales next to the spectacle of Hayek barnstorming through this story as if it were her Mildred Pierce.She emotes the way Vesuvius erupts.
July 30, 2002
January 1, 2000
An off-putting mix of quirkiness and overweening solemnity, it simply never finds the right tone and only results in shrieking obviousness.
January 1, 2000
January 1, 2000
January 1, 2000
January 1, 2000
January 1, 2000
In The Velocity of Gary, there is never quite the feeling that these people occupy a real world; their colorful exteriors are like costumes, and inside are simply actors following instructions.