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Venus Quotes

  • Donald: How many columns did he get?


  • Valerie: When you die everyone's your friend.


  • Ian: There are no pockets in a shroud.


  • Jessie: Don't you believe in anything, Maurice?
    Maurice: Pleasure I like. I try to give pleasure. It' all I can recommend to anyone.


  • Maurice: I am about to die and I know nothing about myself.
    Ian: You've been loved, though, Maurice, loved and adored.
    Maurice: Yes, and so have you, Ian, a little bit. Except you didn't always notice it.


  • Maurice: A woman's body. For most men, the most beautiful thing he will ever see.
    Jessie: What's the most beautiful thing a woman sees?
    Maurice: Her first child.


  • Valerie: What were you playing?
    Maurice: A corpse, more or less.
    Valerie: Typecasting.


  • Maurice: You could consult a book.
    Jessie: Book?
    Maurice: Yes, you know, two slabs of cardboard with pages in between.


  • Ian: Do not operate heavy machinery. Keep away from children. (He reads from pill bottle.)
    Ian: Do not operate heavy machinery. Keep away from children. [he reads from pill bottle]
    Maurice: That's Biblical advice.


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