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A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas Quotes

  • Kumar: Yeah douche.


  • Boris: "then we kick your rankley asses out of here and take all your muther fucking cash"
    Boris: Tthen we kick your rankley asses out of here and take all your muther fucking cash.


  • Harold: Dude, what are you doing?!
    Kumar: Getting "not-low", what do you think?
    Kumar: Getting 'not-low', what do you think?


  • Kumar: you're not gay motherfucker.
    Kumar: You're not gay, motherfucker!


  • Todd: This is a robbery. Give me all your friendship!


  • Harold: "A Korean killed his mother, now his tree!"
    Harold: A Korean killed his mother, now his tree!


  • Kumar: Hey, Wafflebot. They think that pancakes are better than waffles.
    Kumar: Hey, Wafflebot. They think that pancakes are better than waffles.
    Waffleboat Kid: Wafflebot: They serve pancakes in hell......
    Waffleboat Kid: They serve pancakes in hell...


  • Ava: i got the munchies
    Ava: I got the munchies.


  • Neil Patrick Harris: Hey Morty, Hey Kumar.
    Harold: Actually it's Harold.


  • Maria: Screw a baby into me, Harold!
    Maria: Fuck a baby into me!


  • Adrian: ...best part of all, you're coming with me
    Adrian: Best part of all, you're coming with me.
    Kumar: No can do man. I gotta stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.


  • Kenneth Park: Makes Avatar look Avatarded.
    Kenneth Park: Makes Avatar look avatarded.


  • Kumar: Dude, nothing bad ever happens in Claymation
    Kumar: Dude, nothing bad ever happens in Claymation.


  • Harold: Ya we've been trying to get pregnant. For a year.
    Kumar: Now I feel really bad about your dick.


  • Neil Patrick Harris: See you guys in the fourth one
    Neil Patrick Harris: Merry Christmas guys see you in the fourth one.


  • Harold: Dude, were clay-mated.
    Kumar: Awesome.


  • Harold: I shot Santa Clause in the face. He's real, and I shot him in the face.


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