Virgins of Sherwood Forest Reviews
The actresses are all attractive enough, and they have nice bodies (even though a few of them are clearly the result of an overachieving plastic surgeon), the movies isn't really as daring as something you'd see on late night cable. The sex scenes are rather plain and ordinary, and that leaves you with no reason to watch.
The script (if there was such a thing) makes several feeble attempts at humor but fail miserably, and none of the actors have much charisma. Nothing is required of them other than looking good naked, at which they are marginally successful. The sets, costumes and acting are all second-rate, and perhaps worst of all, the title makes no sense as clearly none of these people are virgins within the context of the story.
You almost have to admire a film that sets out to achieve so little and fails this badly at it. "The Virgins of Sherwood Forest" sets the bar shockingly low and yet is still a massive disappoitntment, and while I know fans of this type of cinema do exist, I think that even they would have to agree.
Reason #2 to watch this silly eroticom: Gabriella Hall
Reason #3 to watch this silly eroticom: Uh...more Gabriella Hall?
Yeah, that's about it. Susan Hale also has a small role, the rest of the ladies don't do much for me and the comedy is pretty poor overall. I think one of TV's Survivors won a role in this, if you care.
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Starring: Gabriella Hall, Shannen Leigh, David Roth, and Amber Newman
Director: Cybil Richards
A B-movie director (Hall) bumps her head and wakes up in Sherwood Forest, where she must work with other buxom wenches to thwart the evil scheme's of the Sheriff of Nottingham's sister (Leigh) while restoring some righteous fire and energy to Robin Hood (Roth) and his Merry Men.
I'm not sure how or when I got this movie. I don't even know if I watched it before this evening, but if I did, I didn't retain anything about it in memory. And that's because there's nothing worth noticing here.
"Virgins of Sherwood Forest" wants to be a sex comedy, or maybe it wants to be a soft-core porn flick... but it fails to be either. The proceedings are dull and decidedly unsexy, the acting is almost as bad as the boob jobs on prominent display, and the sets and camera work are even worse.
There are a few chuckles here, but they are so few and seperated by such vast expanses for crap that they're not worth waiting for. If you see this one on a store shelf, just leave it be.