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  • Allan Pearl: Medicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • UFO Expert: It happened on a Sunday and every Sunday, about the time I was taken on board that ship, I find I have no feelings in my buttocks.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Libby Mae Brown: Corky has a vision!
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Corky St. Claire: Everybody dance!
    ‐ Submitted by Mitchell R (4 years ago)

  • Corky St. Claire: You are bastard people.
    ‐ Submitted by Blair B (5 years ago)

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