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  • Allan Pearl: Medicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy.


  • UFO Expert: It happened on a Sunday and, and every Sunday, about the time I was taken on board that ship, I find I have no feelings in my buttocks.
    UFO Expert: It happened on a Sunday and every Sunday, about the time I was taken on board that ship, I find I have no feelings in my buttocks.


  • Libby Mae Brown: Corky has a vision!


  • Corky St. Claire: Everybody dance
    Corky St. Claire: Everybody dance!


  • Corky St. Claire: You are bastard people...
    Corky St. Claire: You are bastard people.


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