Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story - Movie Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Quotes

  • Darlene Madison: Ok. Let's go drop acid with the Beatles.


  • George Harrison: I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
    Paul McCartney: Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
    Ringo Starr: I've got a song about an octopus.
    John Lennon: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!


  • Dewey Cox: Edith, I am starting to think... that maybe you don't believe in me.
    Edith: I do believe in you. I just know you're gonna fail.


  • Paul McCartney: We're nothing but... grains of sand.
    Dewey Cox: That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?
    John Lennon: Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... [glares at the camera] *imagine*.


  • Paul McCartney: [to John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!
    Paul McCartney: [To John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!


  • Edith: What about my dreams?
    Dewey Cox: Edith I told you I can't build your candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!


  • Edith: I never get to see you anymore your kids never get to see you.
    Dewey Cox: I dont know how to tell you this im gona miss some things ok im gona miss some birthdays and some christening's, im gona miss some births period, its unrealistic to think im gona be hear everytime you have a baby, but arn't you happy you have a beautiful new home and all your fancy new clothes and your monkey and your giraffe, look what else you need how about i get you a crow that can talk.


  • Dewey Cox: [On his new song] It's still not finished yet, im hearing more aboriginal percussionist's and I want an army of diggeridoos fifty thousand diggeridoos.
    Dewey Cox: [on his new song] It's still not finished yet, im hearing more aboriginal percussionist's and I want an army of diggeridoos fifty thousand didgeridoos.


  • Sam: Get outta here Dewey. You don't want no part of this shit!


  • Pa Cox: You ain't half the boy Nate was! You ain't even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half!
    Dewey Cox: So you're saying that I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?
    Pa Cox: The wrong kid died!


  • Dewey Cox: "Its not what it looks like!"
    Dewey Cox: Its not what it looks like!


  • Dewey Cox: Don't leave me Edith!
    Edith: Don't leave me Edith! There's a good title for a song!
    Dewey Cox: That's not a bad title but please don't leave me!


  • Pa Cox: Speak english doc, we ain't scientists!


  • Pa Cox: Dewey, I don't know if you can hear me, but the wrong kid died.


  • Sam: And you never paid for drugs once.......ever.


  • Dewey Cox: (About Elvis) What the fuck was he talkin' about?
    Dewey Cox: [about Elvis] What the fuck was he talkin' about?


  • Sam: dewey cox has to think about his whole life before he plays.
    Sam: Dewey cox has to think about his whole life before he plays.


  • L'Chai'm: Cox and Lil' Nutsack, its a good combination.


  • Edith: Love you, never gonna make it.


  • Dewey Cox: Mama its ok, i learned to play by ear.


  • Ringo Starr: I wrote a song about an octopus
    Ringo Starr: I wrote a song about an octopus.
    John Lennon: Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums
    John Lennon: Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums.
    John Lennon: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!


  • Darlene Madison: Smell that shit, baby
    Darlene Madison: Smell that shit, baby.


  • Dewey Cox: [to his pet chimpanzee] "I've had it with all this crap! All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you!
    Dewey Cox: [to his pet chimpanzee] I've had it with all this crap! All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you!


  • Pa Cox: The wrong kid died.


  • Dewey Cox: YOU CAN TAKE THE CHILDREN BUT YOU LEAVE ME MY MONKEY!!!
    Dewey Cox: YOU CAN TAKE THE CHILDREN, BUT YOU LEAVE ME MY MONKEY!


  • Dewey Cox: [singing] In my dreams, you're blowing me... some kisses.


  • Dewey Cox: (To Elvis) Thank you, Elvis Presley.
    Dewey Cox: [to Elvis] Thank you, Elvis Presley.


Find More Movie Quotes