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  • Darlene Madison: Ok. Let's go drop acid with the Beatles.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (3 years ago)

  • George Harrison: I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
    Paul McCartney: Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
    Ringo Starr: I've got a song about an octopus.
    John Lennon: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (3 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: Edith, I am starting to think... that maybe you don't believe in me.
    Edith: I do believe in you. I just know you're gonna fail.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (3 years ago)

  • Paul McCartney: We're nothing but... grains of sand.
    Dewey Cox: That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?
    John Lennon: Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... [glares at the camera] *imagine*.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (3 years ago)

  • Paul McCartney: [To John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (3 years ago)

  • Edith: What about my dreams?
    Dewey Cox: Edith I told you I can't build your candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (3 years ago)

  • Edith: I never get to see you anymore your kids never get to see you.
    Dewey Cox: I dont know how to tell you this im gona miss some things ok im gona miss some birthdays and some christening's, im gona miss some births period, its unrealistic to think im gona be hear everytime you have a baby, but arn't you happy you have a beautiful new home and all your fancy new clothes and your monkey and your giraffe, look what else you need how about i get you a crow that can talk.
    ‐ Submitted by James B (3 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: [on his new song] It's still not finished yet, im hearing more aboriginal percussionist's and I want an army of diggeridoos fifty thousand didgeridoos.
    ‐ Submitted by James B (3 years ago)

  • Sam: Get outta here Dewey. You don't want no part of this shit!
    ‐ Submitted by Logan B (3 years ago)

  • Pa Cox: You ain't half the boy Nate was! You ain't even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half!
    Dewey Cox: So you're saying that I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?
    Pa Cox: The wrong kid died!
    ‐ Submitted by Scott W (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: Its not what it looks like!
    ‐ Submitted by Gary H (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: Don't leave me Edith!
    Edith: Don't leave me Edith! There's a good title for a song!
    Dewey Cox: That's not a bad title but please don't leave me!
    ‐ Submitted by Scott W (4 years ago)

  • Pa Cox: Speak english doc, we ain't scientists!
    ‐ Submitted by Scott W (4 years ago)

  • Pa Cox: Dewey, I don't know if you can hear me, but the wrong kid died.
    ‐ Submitted by Scott W (4 years ago)

  • Sam: And you never paid for drugs once.......ever.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: [about Elvis] What the fuck was he talkin' about?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Sam: Dewey cox has to think about his whole life before he plays.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • L'Chai'm: Cox and Lil' Nutsack, its a good combination.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Edith: Love you, never gonna make it.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: Mama its ok, i learned to play by ear.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Ringo Starr: I wrote a song about an octopus.
    John Lennon: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
    ‐ Submitted by Mahind R (4 years ago)

  • Darlene Madison: Smell that shit, baby.
    ‐ Submitted by Princesa B (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: [to his pet chimpanzee] I've had it with all this crap! All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you!
    ‐ Submitted by xniquet L (4 years ago)

  • Pa Cox: The wrong kid died.
    ‐ Submitted by xniquet L (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: YOU CAN TAKE THE CHILDREN, BUT YOU LEAVE ME MY MONKEY!
    ‐ Submitted by xniquet L (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: [singing] In my dreams, you're blowing me... some kisses.
    ‐ Submitted by xniquet L (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Cox: [to Elvis] Thank you, Elvis Presley.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (4 years ago)

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