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  • Eve: [pointing to herself] Directive? [Wall-E nods] Classified. [turns away, then turns back, scanning Wall-E] Name?
    WALL-E/M-O: [looks at his torso, which has his name on it] W--Wall-E.
    Eve: Wall-E?
    WALL-E/M-O: [sighs]
    Eve: Wall-E.. [giggles] Eve.
    WALL-E/M-O: Eee?
    Eve: Eve.
    WALL-E/M-O: Eva.
    Eve: [enunciating] Eve. Eve.


  • Auto: Give me the plant!


  • Auto: We cannot go home.


  • Ship's Computer: (Cheerful) Ten seconds to self-destruct.
    Ship's Computer: Ten seconds to self-destruct.


  • Captain: Have WALL-E cleaned.


  • WALL-E: Ee-Vah?


  • Captain: Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh... Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be... doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free sep-tua-centennial cupcake in a cup. Wow, look at that.
    Captain: Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh. Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free sep-tua-centennial cupcake in a cup. Wow, look at that.


  • Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!


  • Captain: We'll see who's powerless now!


  • WALL-E: [trying to pronounce his name] Wa... WwALL-E.


  • Mary: Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.
    Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.


  • Mary: Huh, I didn't know we had a pool!


  • Captain: Pst... computer. Define 'dancing'.
    Mary: Dancing - A series of movements involving two partners, where speed & rhythm match harmoniously with music.


  • Ship's Computer: You will survive.
    Captain: I don't want to survive, I want to live!


  • Captain: [Reads from book] Step 1, voice command: confirm acquisition.
    Ship's Computer: Confirm acquisition. [Grabs EVE] Voice authorization acquired.
    Captain: Uh...
    Ship's Computer: [Echoes Captain's voice] Uh. Accepted.


  • Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.


  • Captain: I don't want to survive! I want to live!


  • Mary: (Sees kids falling down the ramp) John, get ready to have some kids!
    Mary: [sees kids falling down the ramp] John, get ready to have some kids!


  • Captain: Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking. We have a slight malfunction with the autopilot (This while its flinging him around the ship).
    Captain: Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking. We have a slight malfunction with the autopilot. [this while its flinging him around the ship]


  • Captain: (To the Ship's Computer) You want this plant? Come get it, Blinky.
    Captain: [to the Ship's Computer] You want this plant? Come get it, Blinky.


  • Captain: Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!


  • WALL-E: (Points to screen with them on it) WALL-E...
    WALL-E: [points to screen with them on it] WALL-E...
    Eve: (Blasts the screen with her arm).
    Eve: [blasts the screen with her arm]
    WALL-E: (Shrinks back in surprise).
    WALL-E: [shrinks back in surprise]


  • WALL-E: (WALL-E is discovered on the ship. He shakes the captain's hand) WALL-E...
    WALL-E: ]WALL-E is discovered on the ship. He shakes the captain's hand] WALL-E...
    WALL-E: [WALL-E is discovered on the ship. He shakes the captain's hand] WALL-E...
    Captain: (Speechless; looking at the piece of dirt on his hand) Have WALL-E cleaned (To the Ship's Computer).
    Captain: [speechless; looking at the piece of dirt on his hand] Have WALL-E cleaned [to the Ship's Computer]


  • Ship's Computer: (After Eve is found on the ship) Voice authorisation required.
    Ship's Computer: [after Eve is found on the ship] Voice authorisation required.
    Captain: Er... (Device repeats it back to him).
    Captain: Er... [device repeats it back to him]
    Ship's Computer: Voice accepted.


  • Captain: [playing with a toy Axiom] Prepare for landing...[makes thruster noise]
    Captain: [playing with a toy Axiom] Prepare for landing. [makes thruster noise]


  • WALL-E: [stares]


  • WALL-E: Directive?
    Eve: Classified.


  • WALL-E: WALL-E!


  • Captain: Out there is our home! Home Auto! And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and do nothing. That's all I ever done. That's all anyone in this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!
    Captain: Out there is our home. *HOME*, Auto. And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and-and-do nothing. [moves back toward Auto] That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!


  • Captain: Oh, it's good to be home!


  • Captain: Mutiny!


  • WALL-E: (WALL-E presents himself to M-O)WALL-E!
    WALL-E: [WALL-E presents himself to M-O] WALL-E!
    M-O: (Cleans WALL-E'S hand) M-O
    M-O: [Cleans WALL-E'S hand] M-O.
    WALL-E: M-O?
    M-O: M-O
    M-O: M-O.


  • Shelby Forthright / BnL CEO: (BnL jingle plays in background) Just shut it off!


  • Ship's Computer: Caution: Rogue robots. Caution...
    Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!
    WALL-E: Oh, EVE.
    Captain: Computer, define 'dancing.'


  • Captain: I don't want to survive. I want to live!


  • WALL-E: Waaaaaaaall-E


  • Eve: Directive.


  • M-O: Foreign contaminant!


  • Auto: Not possible.


  • Captain: I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today.


  • Captain: Computer, define 'dancing.'


  • Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!


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