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Wanderlust Quotes

  • Wayne: " gotta put the ol'dangle bag on"
    Wayne: Gotta put the ol'dangle bag on.


  • Marisa: "(wispers)I have a dildo in here. Feel free to use it.. and know that its clean cause I run it through the dishwasher like whoopa-sadie-do... Do you like hambergers?
    Marisa: [wispers] I have a dildo in here. Feel free to use it.. and know that its clean cause I run it through the dishwasher like whoopa-sadie-do... Do you like hambergers?
    Marisa: [whispers] I have a dildo in here. Feel free to use it.. and know that its clean cause I run it through the dishwasher like Whoopi say to do... Do you like hamburgers?


  • Rick: Holy shit our tv room is twice the size of your whole apartment.
    Rick: Holy shit our TV room is twice the size of your whole apartment.


  • George: Doors are bullshit
    George: Doors are bullshit.


  • Rodney: here we go thank you acid
    Rodney: Here we go. Thank you, acid.


  • Seth: You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove...
    Linda: Wow, you know so much about technology.


  • Linda: One more question, why is that grass crying? It's crying and I feel like it's my fault.


  • Marcy's Flunkie: I love penguins but I've got to agree with Marcy here, Fuck'em.


  • Marcy: Fuck the penguins!


  • George: I'm not having any, it smells like Willie Nelson's braids.


  • Eva: Ohh George. I like you.
    George: I like you too Eva.
    Eva: We should make love sometime...


  • Wayne Davidson: My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist.
    George: Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier.


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